1 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,565 Evening, ladies. 2 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,197 How about another top-up? 3 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,661 You, big guy? 4 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:19,579 What's the score? 5 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,711 Hey. Hey! 6 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,133 This isn't a robbery! 7 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,093 I am from the future! 8 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,512 And all of this... 9 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:23,184 goes horribly wrong, horribly wrong. 10 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,813 Are you engaged? 11 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,399 - Am I not engaging enough? - What the fuck? 12 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,318 I travelled here today to tell you that things 13 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,403 do not go well for you in the future. 14 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,364 In fact, I'd say you are embarking upon 15 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,324 the darkest possible timeline. 16 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,868 - This is all a giant mistake. - Hey! 17 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,119 Would someone call the cops? 18 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,997 Social media has robbed you of your dignity, 19 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,833 and turned you all into children. 20 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,505 Your fascist selfie culture 21 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,341 has eroded your capacity for critical thinking. 22 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,053 Stop it! No one leaves! 23 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,555 Listen to my words. This is important. 24 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,682 I mean... Oh, okay. 25 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,017 Here we go. 26 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,269 Fine, fine. I got a bomb. 27 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,896 Whoa! Whoa! 28 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,648 Yeah. These are all bombs. 29 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,316 I'm covered in bombs. Come any closer... 30 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,361 try to escape, and I'll blow us all up. 31 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,238 Are we adequately scared now? 32 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,408 Good. Great. Sit down. Get comfortable. 33 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,368 Hey, sir. 34 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:25,079 That... That means you, now. Sit down. 35 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,832 Sit down. Come on. 36 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,958 Oh yeah, we got a hero. 37 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,419 Sit down! Sit down! 38 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,380 Sit the fuck down! 39 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,340 Like I said, I'm from the future. 40 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,551 A future which is totally, completely fucked. 41 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,095 And guess what? It's all your fault. 42 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,514 Not specifically you 40 or so people, 43 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,391 but everyone from your time. 44 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,560 You're all equally complicit. 45 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,729 And I'm here to set it right. 46 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,899 It all started with morning phone time. 47 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,735 At first, people would wake up, check their emails in bed, 48 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,989 look at Facebook, scroll Twitter, X, Y, Z, whatever. 49 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,782 Just a few minutes. No big deal. 50 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,285 But morning phone time 51 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:07,079 just got longer, and longer. 52 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,416 Eventually, people stopped getting out of bed entirely. 53 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,917 Society fell apart. 54 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,587 People had to be hooked up to feeding tubes and catheters. 55 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,547 The medical supply industry boomed. 56 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,466 But everything else was fucked. 57 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,636 No one even noticed that the fucking world had ended. 58 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,352 Are any of you even listening to me? 59 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,148 Let me ask you something. 60 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,609 Where did all the bookstores go? Huh? Yeah. 61 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:40,279 What did you do when the record stores started disappearing? 62 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,282 Nothing. You did nothing. 63 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,118 Pop quiz. 64 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,786 Anybody know a phone number? 65 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,247 I bet not one of you knows a single 66 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,000 phone number by heart anymore. 67 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:57,421 Progress is only progress if it makes things better. 68 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,758 Otherwise, it's a mistake. 69 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,468 Humanity has made wrong turns before. 70 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,761 Hitler, the Segway. 71 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:06,514 Someone just has to be there to turn us around, 72 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,973 put us back on course, 73 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,142 to say, "No, children, this is not right, 74 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,477 this is not the way." 75 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,395 That's why I'm here. 76 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:16,065 I'm looking for recruits, soldiers, 77 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,652 people who have nothing to lose and everything to fight for. 78 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,570 There is an artificial intelligence coming 79 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,656 in the not-so-distant future 80 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,408 that shuts this whole human civilisation thing down. 81 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,536 But it can be stopped. 82 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,788 Humanity can be saved. 83 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:33,040 And this is where the revolution begins. 84 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,466 This isn't a joke. 85 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,893 This is where it starts, yeah. 86 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:55,396 At a fucking Norms in Los Angeles. 87 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,565 Somewhere in this diner is the correct combination 88 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,568 of people who are gonna join me in this revolution, 89 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,860 and save humanity. 90 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,487 I am going to find that right group, 91 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,739 and we are gonna succeed. 92 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,369 This is my 117th time in this diner. 93 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,912 Doing this exact speech. 94 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,247 Can you imagine that? 95 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,959 117 times I've tried to get through to all of you. 96 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,044 Kind of like your favourite movie, Jim, Groundhog's Day. 97 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,338 That's your favourite movie, isn't it, Jim? Yeah? 98 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,590 Yeah, uh... uh... 99 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,049 - Uh, yeah, I... - Uh, yeah, yeah? 100 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,551 - How... what... um... - Yeah. 101 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:26,927 How did you... 102 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,346 I have experienced this night over and over again, 103 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,931 each time with a different combination 104 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,391 of people in this diner. 105 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,476 And every time we have failed, 106 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,937 I have held some of you in my arms, 107 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,398 and watched the very life flicker from your eyes. 108 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,359 Some of you I even considered family. 109 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,069 I've done this so many times. 110 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,406 I know some of you better than you know yourselves. 111 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,282 Ha! 112 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,743 Hey, Nancy Delaney and Charles Roberts, 113 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,952 you're on your first date. 114 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,913 Charles thought Norms was the right call. 115 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,750 Nancy's been planning her exit for 20 minutes. 116 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,918 Neither one of you have ever joined my revolution 117 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,170 and made it out of this diner alive. 118 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,422 Excuse me. 119 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,423 You! 120 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,800 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 121 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,136 No, no, no. 122 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,763 You are the least useful person I've ever met. 123 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,934 29 times you've raised your hand to join my revolution. 29 times. 124 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,102 You've been a fucking albatross around my neck. 125 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,688 You've got a bad knee, Gerald. Figure it out. 126 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:23,776 You die 16 minutes into the journey every time. 127 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,028 You're also mind-numbingly dull. 128 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,614 Raise your hand tonight. I fucking dare you. 129 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,991 There she is, my queen. Yes. 130 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,452 Don't be coy. 131 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:36,705 You are my greatest soldier. My warrior in this revolution. 132 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,583 We push it all the way to the limit. 133 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:45,214 You show me things about myself I never wanted to see, 134 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,965 but things I needed to know. 135 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,803 The sexual tension between us is like a summer storm. 136 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:54,014 But we never act on it. Never. 137 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:57,059 We channel it into our bloodlust. 138 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:01,480 But in the end, you betray me every goddamn time. 139 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,065 You break my heart, but here I am, 140 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,483 looking in those big brown eyes of yours, 141 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,818 and I'm thinking, fuck it. 142 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,569 Let's roll those dice one more time, baby. 143 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,114 Let's burn it all down. 144 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:14,618 If you come with me, there is a chance you will die tonight. 145 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,994 And if you don't, well, that's game over 146 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,287 for each and every person in this room. 147 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,622 I promise you that. 148 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,542 But tonight we got a shot. We can save the world, 149 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:24,628 start over, do something, something real. 150 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,672 Dolores, do not call the police again. 151 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,591 Put that phone away. 152 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:32,052 There is a correct configuration of people in this diner 153 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,722 that perfectly combats the future, and saves humanity. 154 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,516 I am not fucking wrong about this. 155 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,852 I will try every single combination 156 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,145 until I get it right. 157 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:44,606 So I need to know right now, who's joining me? 158 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,860 Who's ready to save the future? 159 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,366 Greg. 160 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,951 Greg, come on, you're Spartacus. Let's go. 161 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,037 Let's go, big boy, up and at 'em. 162 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,208 There they are. Hey, Phi Beta Kappa. 163 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,419 What do you say? Come on, fellas, beer's on me. 164 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,379 Let's make some bad decisions. 165 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,215 Toga! Toga! Toga! 166 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,678 Hey, you remember... 167 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,558 Huh, okay. 168 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,602 Baby, it looks like it's just you and me. 169 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,104 Wouldn't be the first time, am I right? 170 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,817 What do you say we make it the last? Huh? 171 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,570 Come on, kid. 172 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:33,907 Hey. 173 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,078 Really? Zero hands? You're kidding me. 174 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,708 That's the first fucking time, that's... 175 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,584 that's ever happened. 176 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,586 - Fuck me. - Hey, why don't you just go, 177 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,171 before you get yourself hurt, huh? 178 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,423 - You're not well. - Fuck you, Pete. 179 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,468 I'm not crazy. 180 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,303 Why is everyone from your timeline so fucking dumb? 181 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,223 - You look homeless, bro. - Who said that? 182 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,643 Fuck you, too. I'm not homeless. 183 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,936 I come from a nightmare apocalypse. 184 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,941 This is the height of fucking fashion, where I come from. 185 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,441 You should see what our homeless look like. 186 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,819 They look dead. 187 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,403 Oh, fantastic. 188 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,655 Here come the police. 189 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,282 Thank you so much, Dolores. 190 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,243 This is a total bust. 191 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,619 Whatever. 192 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,456 Whatever, I'm gettin' out of here. 193 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,750 I had a bad feeling about this run from the jump. 194 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,212 What are you looking at? I gotta carb up for the trip. 195 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,130 I'd like to see you survive the calorie burn 196 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,007 of a temporal rift. 197 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,800 I'll join you. 198 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,722 Well, I'll be damned. Uh, yeah. 199 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,516 Uh, uh... 200 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,727 Ma'am, please, st... join us. 201 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,146 Right over there. 202 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,483 Anyone else? 203 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,862 Well, maybe this night wasn't a bust after all. 204 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,738 Well, that's bad news for the rest of you, 205 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,491 because now we're gonna do it the hard way. 206 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,702 Let's go. You, phony soprano, let's go, shitbird. 207 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:02,953 Oh! Okay, okay. 208 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,580 - Jesus Christ! - Stand there with her. 209 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,331 There are 47 people in this diner, 210 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,250 which means there are millions of possible combinations, 211 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,210 but I will find the right people nicely. 212 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,712 Not you, not you. 213 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,297 Definitely not you. 214 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,840 You two, let's go. 215 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,175 Sonny and Cher, let's go. All right, all right, all right. 216 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,052 Go stand with the others. If anyone tries any shit, 217 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,637 I'm gonna detonate this fucking thing. Now! 218 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,889 Take me! 219 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,266 Just don't hurt these people. 220 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,350 All right, big boy. 221 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,977 You're coming, too. Hurry it up. 222 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,273 Shit, we're running out of time. Uh, not you, not you. 223 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,025 Definitely not you. Put your fucking hand down. 224 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,193 Gerald, please, come on. 225 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,195 I'll go with you. 226 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,365 No, absolutely not. 227 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,200 Why? 228 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,285 I don't know. You creep me out. 229 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,537 You get a real "off her meds" vibe, 230 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,789 I don't need that shit. 231 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,042 Uh, let's see. That's five. 232 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,878 Yeah. Uh, I don't know. One more. 233 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,796 You, wind beneath my wings. Let's go. 234 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,548 You, why not? Let's go. Sure. 235 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,634 Come on. That's, uh, that's six. 236 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,054 That could be enough. It's hard to say. 237 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,906 You know what? Fuck it. You're coming, too. 238 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,992 I'm in a weird mood tonight. Let's go, princess. 239 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,245 I guess that means the rest of you get the night off. 240 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,830 Kindly stay in your seats until we get out of here, 241 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,000 and, uh, no hero bullshit. 242 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,129 Now, this a weird fucking group, isn't it? 243 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,173 Definitely never tried this combination before. 244 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,259 How exactly are we gonna get out of here? 245 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,095 Uh, usually, we don't. 246 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,346 A deranged man with a bomb 247 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,681 holding an entire restaurant hostage 248 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,225 makes for a tense standoff with the boys in blue. 249 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,559 Yeah, get taller, taller, taller. 250 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,603 Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. 251 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,522 Hey! It's gonna be okay! 252 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,148 Or it's not. I don't know. 253 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,818 If this isn't the right group, I'll be honest, 254 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,654 you're in for a rough night. 255 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,530 And if this is the right group, then that means 256 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,240 each and every one of you is bringing something 257 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,784 to the table that's gonna help save this world. 258 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,828 Rest assured, your entire lives 259 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,331 have been building to this night. 260 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,750 Either way, I say, fuck it. Let's roll those dice. 261 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,003 The revolution begins tonight! 262 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,172 Good luck! 263 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,257 Have fun! 264 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,426 Don't Die! 265 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,892 I'm nervous. 266 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,686 I feel like I need more saliva in my mouth. 267 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:33,980 You're fine. 268 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,273 - I'm too old for this. - No, you're not. 269 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,858 You're very appropriately aged. 270 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,109 Oh, they're not gonna like me. 271 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,737 That's probably true, but that's okay. 272 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,321 You're not here to be liked. 273 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,824 I don't think this is a good idea. 274 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,534 Mark, can we please not do this again now? 275 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,829 Well, I... I just don't see this being a good fit for me. 276 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,914 So, quit. Do whatever you want. 277 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,624 - God knows you always do. - What's his name? 278 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,667 - The... - Who? 279 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,169 The guy that left on the whatever. 280 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,295 - The sabbatical? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 281 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,755 Tim. They called him Mr. Kempshaw. 282 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,173 Yeah, yeah. When's he coming back? 283 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,050 I don't know. 284 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,718 Okay, I have to go. I'll see you at lunch. 285 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,761 You're gonna be fine. I promise. 286 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,930 Okay. 287 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,016 I don't like people. 288 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,353 I know, but they're barely people. 289 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,117 I'm your substitute teacher. 290 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,910 Uh, you can call me Mark. 291 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,037 I'm not sure if that's against the rules. 292 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,539 Uh, but speaking of rules, 293 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,376 are you allowed to have your phones out in class like this? 294 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:45,300 This is Anna Karenina by Count Leo Tolstoy. 295 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,719 Can anyone tell me who, uh, Tolstoy is? 296 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,554 A Boomer. 297 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,890 Incorrect. Uh... 298 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,891 he's a Russian writer from the 19th Century, 299 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,726 and we will be reading this book. 300 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,936 Is it YA? 301 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,272 - No, no. - Is it A? 302 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,733 Uh, I... I don't think that's a thing. 303 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,069 Did... Did they make a movie of it? 304 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,571 Um, I don't know. That's irrelevant. Uh... 305 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,698 Oh, I found it. 306 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,243 It's, like, a million years old, though. 307 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,410 It has Keira Knightley in it. 308 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,287 Can you put away your phones, please? 309 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,082 I'm listening to the audiobook. It fucking sucks. 310 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,501 Oh, no, the audiobook doesn't count. 311 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,795 I... You have to read the actual book. 312 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,463 Yes? 313 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,590 I need a Pepsi. 314 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,676 - A what? - I need a Pepsi. 315 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,887 I haven't had a Pepsi yet today, and I need a Pepsi. 316 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,431 Can I go get a Pepsi? 317 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,433 Why do you keep saying Pepsi so much? 318 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,856 - What'd they give you? - 11th grade English. 319 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,274 - On your first day? - Yeah. 320 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,442 That's brutal. 321 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,735 Yeah. 322 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,822 I caught a student passing a note this morning. 323 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,116 - You know what it said? - What? 324 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,994 "Have you tried Southern Heat Barbecue Doritos? 325 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:54,995 They're delicious." 326 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,455 That's an advertisement, right? 327 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,749 They're literally advertising to each other. 328 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,251 They passed a handwritten note? 329 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,462 No, it was an app. 330 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,882 - I think it was Note Passer. - Oh yeah, they love that one. 331 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,842 Did you guys hear about Craig? 332 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,303 He's on sabbatical. Stress-related. 333 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,597 - Really? Oh. - Lucky bastard. 334 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,100 What exactly are the rules about students using phones in class? 335 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,019 Oh, that's a ridiculous question. 336 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,229 Rules? 337 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,647 Are there rules in war, Mark? 338 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,608 No, it just seems like they shouldn't be allowed 339 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,859 to have their phones out. 340 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,653 I don't like it either, man. 341 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,113 I've been working on something in my off hours. 342 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,742 Hmm. 343 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,827 - What is that? - Jesus Christ. 344 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,996 Please don't encourage him, Mark. 345 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,289 I call it a jammer. 346 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,833 It locks up their phones. Bricks 'em. 347 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,169 Really freaks the little fuckers out. 348 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,172 Yeah? It looks like a toy from, uh, Mars Attacks. 349 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,257 - Yeah, he loves that movie. - Classic. 350 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,676 Can you just put that away, Dale? Please. 351 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,346 Yeah, you're going to get us in trouble. 352 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,932 What is that? 353 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,183 Damn it, not again. 354 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,228 - School shooting. - Really? 355 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,604 Come on, Mark. 356 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,158 You're a sad old lady. 357 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,246 I'm not that old. 358 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,291 You're, like, a hundred years old. 359 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,125 You're like a witch. 360 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,297 I'm only 35. 361 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,133 That's, like, older than most trees. 362 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,427 You're, like, my mom's age. 363 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,013 You're like a dead person. 364 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,307 - Hey, l... leave her alone, huh? - Mark, Mark. 365 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,268 - What? - Stop. 366 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:44,145 What did you say, Grandpa Dinosaur? 367 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,772 Honey, he didn't mean it. 368 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,065 - No, I... - He didn't mean it. 369 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,441 I... I said just, you know, just... 370 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,568 like, ease up, ease up on her, that's all. 371 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,449 All clear. Everyone to class. 372 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,746 - Where's Dale? - He went on sabbatical. 373 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,707 Lucky son of a bitch. 374 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,875 Why is everyone on sabbatical? Like, what does that even mean? 375 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,004 Mark, uh, some people just need to go on sabbatical. 376 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,338 It's a hard job. 377 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,007 Well, how do you even know if Dale's on sabbatical? 378 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,342 The vice principal told me. 379 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,052 Well, where's the principal? 380 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,346 On sabbatical. 381 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,932 I'm almost positive high school teachers don't go on sabbatical. 382 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,767 These are troubling times, Mark. 383 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,523 Uh, uh, I'm... I'm sorry. I... 384 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,398 Oh, God. No. 385 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,948 I did something bad. 386 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,867 I... I think I'm in trouble. 387 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:44,909 What did you do? 388 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,911 I... I touched one of their phones. 389 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,996 You did what? 390 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,039 Yeah, the... the images were hypnotic. 391 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,291 They were drawing me in. 392 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,959 Just random flashing images. 393 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,588 And on each one of their phones, the exact same images. 394 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,424 I think there's something sinister going on. 395 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,925 I... I think the teachers are disappearing. 396 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,802 And I think the students have something to do with it. 397 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,346 Also, high school teachers don't... don't go on sabbatical. 398 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,764 I... I checked it out! 399 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,100 Mark, do you know how paranoid you sound right now? 400 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,560 - What? - I'm sorry, 401 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,104 but can you just do the right thing for me? 402 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,689 For us, just once, Mark. 403 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,149 I swear, if I lose this job 404 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,609 because you touched a kid's phone... 405 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,943 Janet, Janet, Janet, Janet, Janet. 406 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,945 I know things aren't great between us right now. 407 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,156 And I know I fucked up my last six jobs. 408 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,324 But I'm not being paranoid. 409 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,617 I cannot believe this is happening. 410 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,412 Honey, I need us to be a team right now, please. 411 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,456 Please. 412 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,217 What? 413 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,801 What are they doing? 414 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,391 Okay, everyone get to the side! 415 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,309 Aah! 416 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,478 Oh! Why did you touch the phone? 417 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,938 I don't know. 418 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,315 - Oh no! - Ah! 419 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,942 This way, this way! 420 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,527 Oh my God, oh! 421 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,320 Oh my God, let's go this way! 422 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,491 Oh! What do we do? 423 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,951 What do we do now? 424 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,744 I don't know, find something to protect yourself with! 425 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,787 Okay! 426 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,373 Oh! 427 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,834 Oh! 428 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:22,173 This must be Joe's classroom. Do these things even work? 429 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,383 - I don't know! - Here, take one. 430 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,718 Okay! 431 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,016 Oh, God! Stay back! 432 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,270 Oh! 433 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,412 Oh! 434 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,748 Slow down. Let's just act normal. 435 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:56,874 How's this? 436 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,880 - Go! - Oh, no! Okay. 437 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,139 Oh, my... 438 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,767 - We gotta go now, right now! - Okay! Okay! 439 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,563 Run 'em over! 440 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:32,827 Just let us go, please. 441 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:36,080 Not an option. There are three exits at this Norm's diner. 442 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,790 Front door, back door, and side emergency. 443 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,751 Maybe we can negotiate with them! Maybe they'll believe 444 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,419 your story, you know, about the revolution! 445 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,920 Yeah, maybe pigs will fly out of my ass! 446 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,757 Don't patronise me, Bob. I know you don't believe me. 447 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,176 But if you make it out of here at some point tonight, you will. 448 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,888 If any of you are thinking about making a run for the cops... 449 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,390 Yeah. Right here. Just one push. One push. 450 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,643 If you're from the future, why didn't you stop the waitress 451 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,896 - from calling the cops? - Maybe I did, Scott. 452 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,356 Maybe someone else called the police. 453 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,107 Someone not in this diner. Someone who told them 454 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,026 I'm strapped with a bomb and have multiple accomplices. 455 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:06,444 If you've done this so many times, 456 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,862 why don't you just tell us which way to go? 457 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,948 Because there's no correct answer here, Janet. 458 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:13,993 I'm telling you what I know. 459 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,622 There are three bad options. The front... 460 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,124 obviously, the worst. 461 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,129 We got it! We got it! 462 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:29,968 The back... 463 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,054 I'll be honest, it showed some promise at first. 464 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,266 Okay. Okay, come on. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 465 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,353 Come on. Stay low. Stay low. Stay low. Be quiet. 466 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:45,234 There! 467 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,159 Last is the emergency side exit. 468 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,995 Now that's a real shitshow. 469 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,579 Breach! 470 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,375 Go, boys! 471 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,335 Don't shoot! 472 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,846 I'd really, really rather not try that again. 473 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,848 Why are we listening to this nutjob? 474 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,726 He's never been here before. What are we talking about? 475 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,228 Look, just tell us, based on your experience, 476 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,523 what is our best chance of getting out of here alive? 477 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,317 I really don't like to say it out loud. 478 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,444 It's kind of a morale killer. 479 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,862 Oh, come on! 480 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,282 All right, fine! We split into two groups. 481 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,159 One group goes out the back door, 482 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,326 and the other sacrifices 483 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,786 their lives so the other can make it, okay? 484 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,872 Yeah, it's a bummer. 485 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,874 Yeah, I know. It's a real fucking bummer. 486 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,709 What is that even counting down? 487 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,294 Yeah, you haven't even told us our... our goal. 488 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,963 - What, something about AI? - Yeah, we don't really 489 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:50,673 get into that till we get out of the diner, okay? 490 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,217 Well, we're not getting out the front. 491 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,682 Don't look at me. I guess we follow the princess. 492 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,065 How many are there? 493 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,735 - A lot. - Well, who's going? 494 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,862 - Not me. Fuck that. - Real brave, Scott. 495 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,822 - I'll go. - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 496 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,240 - No, no, no, no, no. - Let me go. 497 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,618 - Let her go. - No, no, no. 498 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,160 I applaud your gumption there, princess, 499 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:20,745 but I know that look in your eyes. 500 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,414 Where I come from... 501 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,624 those eyes are more common than brown. 502 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,417 I'm trying to save the world here, 503 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,504 not facilitate a suicide, okay? 504 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,213 Does anyone have any weapons? 505 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,549 None that are useful in this situation. 506 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,426 What the fuck does that mean? 507 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,261 - What, are you packing? - No, I... I... 508 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,764 Bob here's got a gun. 509 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,141 Yeah, he's planning to shoot me with it and be the big hero. 510 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,268 - I wasn't. I'm so sorry... - It's okay, Bob. 511 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,813 We've been through this before. In fact, I pick you a lot. 512 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:49,942 You're kind of my lucky charm. And guess what, Bob? 513 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,860 You are gonna be the big hero tonight. 514 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,028 What are you talking about? 515 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,571 I want you to buy us our window. 516 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,949 You've done it before. You've survived before. 517 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,409 Do it for those boys back at your booth. 518 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,786 It's Boy Scouts, right? 519 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,330 Troop 47. I'm the assistant scout leader. 520 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,749 Not gonna be assistant tomorrow. Do it for 47. 521 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,669 This is why you're here, Bob. It all begins with you. 522 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,588 Those boys out there, 523 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:15,800 they're never gonna forget the day Bob saved the fucking world. 524 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,969 - I save the fucking world. - Get out there! 525 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,805 - Bob saves the fucking world. - Semper Fi. You got this. 526 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:24,183 Let's go. Semper Fi, Bob. 527 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,944 Okay, let's go. Bob's dead. Everyone follow me. 528 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,404 - What do you mean? - But you said... 529 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,822 - Come on. Quickly. - What are you talking about? 530 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,657 Never tried that before. I thought it was worth a shot. 531 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:40,992 - Oh, well. - That's fucked up! 532 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,535 I'm sorry, was someone else coming up with a plan? 533 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:43,661 It's dark times. 534 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,288 Ah! Goddamn it! 535 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,623 - They breached the front. - Let's try the other side. 536 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,125 No point, no point. Everyone relax. 537 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,334 - Look, this group is a bust... - I'm not dying 538 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,836 at a fucking Norm's! 539 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,796 Sometimes if you lie down, they don't shoot so much. 540 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,172 You better find a way to get us... 541 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,883 - Hey, hey! Clicky, clicky. - Wait, wait, wait! 542 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,718 - Wait. There's another way. - Oh, look who decided 543 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,052 - to get involved. - In the office, 544 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:01,971 there's a hidden door, and it leads to the cellar. 545 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,598 In the cellar, there's a crawlspace, and it takes us 546 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,559 - to an exit down the block. - There's no cellar. 547 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,102 I've been here 117 times. 548 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,479 - I've never seen a cellar. - Take us to the office! Go, go! 549 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,772 Hey, where you going? Guy... 550 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,192 Guy with the bomb. Guy in charge here. 551 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:18,905 Okay, okay, show me this magic secret door 552 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,949 that somehow I've missed one hundred... 553 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,167 Well, what the hell did I just kill Bob for? 554 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:34,838 Maybe, uh, speak up a little faster next time, Susan. 555 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,716 All right, before we leave, I need everyone's cell phones. 556 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,967 - Come on. - What? Why? 557 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,844 Just do it, or I'm gonna murder-suicide us all 558 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,179 in the restaurant office. Let's go, come on. 559 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,097 - Jesus Christ. - Come on, come on. 560 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,477 All right, all right, all right. 561 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:51,146 - Hey, hey. - I... I don't have one. 562 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,106 Yeah, of course you don't, weirdo. 563 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,983 - So unnecessary! - Down the ladder. Come on. 564 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,861 Guy with the button, huh? Let's go. 565 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,488 Hey, hey. Tell me how you... 566 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,573 Seriously, how did you know about that hidden door? 567 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,491 - I... - Huh? 568 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:04,826 Who cares? Let's go. 569 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,757 You said there was a way out of here? 570 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,260 Yeah. Over there. 571 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,188 Whoa! 572 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,940 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Who the fuck are you? 573 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,859 Tell me right now how you knew there was a door up there. 574 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,695 - I... - You a cop or something? 575 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:41,862 No, no. 576 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,114 - Who sent you? - No one. 577 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,824 - Huh? - I just wanted to help. 578 00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,075 - You sure? - Yeah. 579 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:47,410 - You just wanted to help? - Yes. 580 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:48,912 She saved our lives, man. 581 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:52,540 You just knew there was a basement in Norm's? 582 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,458 Hey, hey. 583 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,751 Look at me. 584 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,045 Maybe it's just like you said. 585 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,047 We are the right group, huh? 586 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:04,302 Are... are we gonna get out of here, or... 587 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,805 Dude! 588 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,286 Something's different tonight. 589 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,554 Looks like you're next. Come on. 590 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:41,482 My little Robby. 591 00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:43,026 Poor little Robby. 592 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,572 What's worse is mine was shot by his best friend. 593 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,784 Oh, I'm so sorry. 594 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,910 Now I have to go halfway across town 595 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,162 in rush hour traffic. 596 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,129 Did you lose your child in the school shooting today? 597 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,048 Ours died too. 598 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,593 After we sign the paperwork, you can come with us. 599 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,429 It's your first time, right? 600 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,682 Was he great? 601 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,267 Your kid? 602 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,102 Was he a great kid? 603 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,855 - Yes. - That's a shame. 604 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:24,942 It's a shame when they're great and get shot by their peers. 605 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,946 You'll come with us. Right after. 606 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:30,448 Wh... where? 607 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,285 She's in shock. Give her the card. 608 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,583 Go tomorrow. Tonight, just go home. 609 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,126 Why deal with the traffic? 610 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,628 Why deal with it? Tomorrow's as good as today. 611 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,130 - Maybe run a bath. - Yeah. 612 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,506 Go first thing in the morning. 613 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,342 All right, who's next? 614 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:52,845 You go, honey. Hi, Wendy. 615 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,222 Hey, Brenda. 616 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:56,140 It's just a little paperwork, 617 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,434 and then you can go to the store. 618 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,102 She's gonna go tomorrow. 619 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:02,062 Good idea, what with all the traffic. 620 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,982 That's exactly what we were saying. 621 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,854 Hi there. Welcome. 622 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,398 We're so sorry for your loss. 623 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,067 My name is Blaise. How can I help? 624 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:33,071 I... I don't know what I'm doing here. 625 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:36,532 Oh, first time! Oh, first time. 626 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,367 Okay, well, yeah, that is not a problem. 627 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,286 We can get you, uh, set right up. 628 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:43,123 Okay, uh, which school did the shooting take place at? 629 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:46,750 Uh, Glen... Glenhurst. 630 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,335 Glenhurst. 631 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,962 Darren's in the ninth grade. 632 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:51,630 - He was. - Ninth grade. 633 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,466 Great, great. Got it. 634 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:57,595 So, are you looking to clone Darren today? 635 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:00,723 What? 636 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,183 We can recreate your son in a clone body. 637 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,643 Fully organic human flesh, 638 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,813 taken directly from your son's source DNA. 639 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,316 I don't... What do you mean? 640 00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:13,694 Are you saying you can give me my son back? 641 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:16,613 Yes. Yeah, I mean, the process isn't perfect. 642 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,116 I mean, physically... physically, it is spot-on. 643 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,035 You know, we have that down. But... 644 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:23,454 when it comes to the personality, well... 645 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,790 you know, we do our best. 646 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:27,250 The brain is a tricky thing. 647 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,253 This is... real? 648 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,213 Why have I never heard of it before? 649 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,465 Oh, it's a classified program. 650 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,300 Yeah, we keep it pretty hush-hush. 651 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:40,305 Also, it's, uh... it's wildly expensive, so... 652 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:43,182 How... how much is it? 653 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,768 Uh... a lot. 654 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,186 Uh, but, because your son was killed 655 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:48,812 in a public school shooting, 656 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,273 the government will actually take the hit for most of it. 657 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,775 - They will? - Mm-hmm. 658 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:55,152 You know, we could subsidise the price even further 659 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,987 if you get the version with ads. 660 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,197 Ads? 661 00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:00,366 Once a day, your son will do an ad. 662 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:02,493 I know. It's not weird or anything. 663 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,787 He does it as himself, in his own voice, 664 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,538 and they'll be tailored towards products 665 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,166 you find interesting anyway. 666 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:11,211 Is he a robot? 667 00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:13,879 What... No. No. 668 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,173 No, we're, uh, nowhere near being able to do that. 669 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,092 He's just a clone. 670 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,094 Yeah, pure, organic human flesh. 671 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:24,181 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm just a little overwhelmed. 672 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,141 Mmm, yeah. 673 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,393 So... 674 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:31,523 you're saying... you can give me my son back? 675 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,149 Pretty much, yeah. 676 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,319 So, let's start out with personality traits. 677 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,072 Right, now, try to be as specific as possible, 678 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:42,575 but I'd only pick one. Two at most. 679 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:47,204 Any of these jump out at you? I mean, was he neat? 680 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,124 Dumb? Sleepy? Weird? 681 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,544 - Completely unhinged? - What? No. 682 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,712 One of the options is "completely unhinged"? 683 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,214 Yeah, but those are usually for the shooters, 684 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,925 - not the ones who get shot. - You clone the shooters too? 685 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:03,221 Oh, yeah. Yeah, big time. Government pays for that. 686 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,639 But, you know, we can make sure they never shoot again. 687 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,725 Well... 70% chance they never shoot again. 688 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:11,312 - So, what are you thinking? - Oh, uh... 689 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:13,857 Weird, I guess. 690 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,234 No, I don't... Um... 691 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:20,738 Yeah. Yes, weird. He was weird. 692 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,656 - But a good weird. - Mmm. 693 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,575 You know? He was eccentric. 694 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,201 Yeah, sure, sure, sure. 695 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:29,246 All right. Uh, hobbies! 696 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,540 So, which hobbies did Robby have? 697 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,250 - Darren. - Hmm? Oh, God, sorry! 698 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,378 Uh, yes, Darren. Sorry. 699 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,173 So, uh... which hobbies? 700 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,426 He wasn't into any of those. 701 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,635 He was... 702 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:44,846 special. 703 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,766 And he was sweet, and odd, and... 704 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,018 so kind. 705 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,939 Okay, you know, I'm just gonna put down "sports." 706 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,775 Flaws. Hit me with some of Darren's flaws. 707 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:01,778 Now, just so you know, you don't have to pick any flaws. 708 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,238 They're just there for authenticity. 709 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,782 You know, we could skip 'em entirely. 710 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,202 I would've liked some more hugs, I guess. 711 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,370 - Okay. - No, I don't... I... 712 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,332 He was perfect. He was... 713 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:14,833 I just want him back. 714 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,962 Not a big hugger. Got it. So, no more flaws, then? 715 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:19,797 Clumsy. 716 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,469 Yeah. He was clumsy. 717 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,639 Clumsy. Okay. Mmm... 718 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:30,807 You sure you wanna stick with that one? 719 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,061 - Yes. Why? - Clumsy? 720 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,354 Could be why he got shot, right? 721 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,731 I liked that he was clumsy. 722 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,233 Okay, clumsy. 723 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,609 It's your funeral. 724 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:43,070 Uh, moving along to... 725 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,405 favourite snacks. 726 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,241 Here's some information for a local support group 727 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,326 you might find useful. 728 00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:51,037 Now you can just have a seat. 729 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:52,914 Shouldn't be too long. 730 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,123 Okay. 731 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,480 Oh, my... 732 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,315 Oh, my God. 733 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,572 - Hey. Hi. - What's up, Mom? 734 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,367 Are you... are you okay? 735 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,538 Oh, my... 736 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,959 Were they nice to you there? 737 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,796 They were chill. I had pizza. 738 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:45,215 - Well, that's good. - Pizza's my favourite. 739 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,467 I know! 740 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:51,848 It's so good to see you. 741 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,810 You got anything to drink? I'm thirsty. 742 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,186 I can stop somewhere. 743 00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,480 We can go anywhere you want. 744 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,775 I want Apple-Berry Peach Tea. 745 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:05,778 Is that... I... 746 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,072 I don't know that drink. 747 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:11,658 It's only got 70 calories, and it's delicious. 748 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,620 Made from real fruit flavouring. Comes in other flavours, 749 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,414 like Mango Tea Honey and Classic plain Apple-Berry. 750 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,291 Okay. 751 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:21,085 We can get that, for sure. 752 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:27,258 Thank you for your service. 753 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,054 - Thank you for your service... - Honey! What are you doing? 754 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,610 So, I had a thought... 755 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:49,905 that, uh, maybe it would be a good idea 756 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,448 if you talked to some of your friends 757 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,076 about anything that you're going through. 758 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,870 Or, if you wanted to talk to me, 759 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,498 I would love nothing more than to... 760 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,834 Uh, where are you going, honey? 761 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,961 Gotta play sports. 762 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:06,214 Oh. 763 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:11,219 Come on. 764 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,554 Swish! 765 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:34,866 - So glad you could make it! - There she is! 766 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:36,660 How was the traffic coming over here? 767 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,036 - Not bad, I hope? - No, it was fine. 768 00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,372 - This is Darren. - Of course it is. 769 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:42,082 Darren, the other kids... 770 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,167 - Let me take your coat. - Oh, okay. 771 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,294 - There's pizza in the kitchen. - I love pizza. 772 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:48,505 Of course you do. 773 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,006 We told you it would all work out. 774 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,592 Yeah. Yeah. 775 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,303 - I'm just not sure... - We've all been there. 776 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:57,931 - Now mingle! Talk to parents. - Have a cocktail. 777 00:41:57,932 --> 00:41:59,016 Okay. 778 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:05,272 And he was still mowing the lawn... at midnight. 779 00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:10,861 I just don't think he feels like my son anymore. 780 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,029 It's almost like having a stranger living in my house. 781 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,866 Oh, really? We don't mind so much. 782 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,368 Ours was completely unhinged before. 783 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,995 Don't worry, he wasn't the shooter. 784 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:22,247 Oh, there's a different group for that. 785 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,750 - Thank you for your service. - Thank you for your service. 786 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,376 Thank you for your service. 787 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:29,129 It's... it's just a hat. 788 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:30,881 I wasn't even in the military. 789 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,090 Oh, they love to say that, though. 790 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,926 They do, they love to say it. 791 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:39,222 Is, uh, this your first meeting? 792 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,849 Yeah, it's my first time, 793 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:42,017 - my first meeting. - Okay. 794 00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:43,643 This is our fourth time going through it. 795 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:44,896 You're kidding. 796 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:49,691 You've lost four kids in school shootings? 797 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:52,486 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. No, no. Same kid. 798 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,529 Yeah, four different shootings. 799 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,656 Yeah, we, uh... we lost Claire 800 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,909 two years ago in a school shooting. 801 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,327 And then we cloned her. 802 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:03,914 And, uh, then we lost the clone in a school shooting. 803 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:07,334 And then again, and, um, then again one more time. 804 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,419 That... 805 00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:11,004 that's the worst thing I've ever heard. 806 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,423 Well, we decided to have a little fun with it 807 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,966 - this time around. - Yeah. 808 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:18,929 Yeah, not get so hung up on making "our Claire." You know? 809 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,263 - No. - We just made a really silly, 810 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,682 - funny kid to make us laugh. - Yeah, yeah. 811 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,100 Oh, she's so entertaining. 812 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:25,936 We just went nuts. 813 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:28,855 She makes us laugh and laugh. 814 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:30,607 You know, and isn't that the point? 815 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,651 You know, when you boil it all down? 816 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:35,278 Just have fun with it. That's what we say. 817 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,364 They're just gonna shoot each other anyway. 818 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,406 Yeah... 819 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:39,699 Oh, you know the guy at the store? 820 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:42,118 He was like, "What religion is she?" 821 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:44,955 And we were like, "Well, I don't know. Muslim?" 822 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,415 I mean, like, why not, right? 823 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:49,251 - You gotta have fun. - Yeah, yeah. 824 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,253 - She's also a little bit racist. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 825 00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:53,380 Yeah, she is. Yeah, it's hilarious. 826 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:56,424 Oh, you know what? We also... we made her, like, way too tall. 827 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:59,386 Oh, yes. Like, crazy tall. Like, "What the fuck?" tall. 828 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:02,973 I swear to God, I laugh every time she walks into the room. 829 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:05,517 You know, she's like, "Mommy, are we Muslim?" And I'm like, 830 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:08,311 "No, honey, only you." 831 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:11,481 "Now go outside and play, you big galoot." 832 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,650 We have fun. 833 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,152 Oh, we do. 834 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:20,324 Hey. 835 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,326 Hi. 836 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,536 I, um... I couldn't 837 00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:27,498 help but overhear what you were saying earlier. 838 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,334 I had the same problem with my Brandon. 839 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,713 It just wasn't my Brandon. 840 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:39,218 And then, um... I found this. 841 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,012 - What is it? - You have to buy a device. 842 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,848 It's like a hard drive with an earpiece. 843 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,224 It's not expensive. 844 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,143 You fill out an online form, and a few minutes later, 845 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:49,812 you get a call on the earpiece, and... 846 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,025 it'll be your child. 847 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:01,282 They get the personality a lot closer than these clones do. 848 00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:04,827 I don't understand. 849 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,954 What is it? 850 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:08,706 For now, it's just a voice. 851 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:10,832 There's no body yet. 852 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,043 But five years from now, who knows 853 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,045 what they'll be able to do. 854 00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:17,089 - See you, Tom. - Later. 855 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:19,842 Here. 856 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,846 Take mine. I got a bunch of 'em at home. 857 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,477 I can see you're suffering. 858 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,480 This is the real deal. 859 00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:37,443 I hope you find peace. 860 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,460 Hello? 861 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:56,212 Mom? 862 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:58,464 Darren? 863 00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:00,967 How are you, Mom? 864 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,886 Darren, is that you? 865 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,721 Yes, Mom. 866 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,474 You sound tired. 867 00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:14,897 I am tired, baby. I am. It's... 868 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,442 - It's been a tough few days. - I miss you. 869 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,195 I miss you, too. So much. 870 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:24,155 I'm thirsty. 871 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:26,574 Can you get some more apple berry peach tea? 872 00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:29,453 It's only got 70 calories per serving, and it's delicious... 873 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,541 Mom? 874 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:35,793 Yes, baby? 875 00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:40,505 I need you to do something for me. 876 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:42,090 Of course. Anything. 877 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:43,509 I need you to take me with you. 878 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,803 Take you with me where? 879 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,971 I'll guide you the whole way. 880 00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:50,266 It'll... It'll be like an adventure, Mom. 881 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,143 Where am I going? 882 00:46:54,103 --> 00:46:56,313 - You have to go with him. - With who? 883 00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:58,858 The man. 884 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:02,069 The man in the restaurant. 885 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:21,838 Well, that was dark. 886 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,340 Yeah, wait till you see the future. 887 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,011 Oh! We made it. Oh, thank God. 888 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:30,472 Hold your celebration. Norms was the easy part. 889 00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:33,850 From here, it gets, uh, uncomfortable. 890 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,644 Jesus Christ. The fuck is that? 891 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,605 It's a map. I drew it. Fuck you. 892 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:39,898 Let's see your map. 893 00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:41,524 The new route out of Norms put us here, 894 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:44,486 behind the police perimeter. These buildings are dead ends. 895 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,196 Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Wait. 896 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,031 What is the plan here? Where are you taking us? 897 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,033 - Can you just tell us? - Now. 898 00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:52,202 - Yeah, just tell us. - Okay, fine. Here we go. 899 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,205 About half a mile from here... 900 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:58,000 there's a nine-year-old boy building God in his bedroom. 901 00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,919 Our mission is to make sure that the God he builds 902 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,838 is a God that likes people. 903 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,298 And by God, you mean... 904 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,217 Post-singularity, self-perpetuating, 905 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,719 information-processing artificial intelligence, 906 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,970 AI, the big bopper. 907 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:14,224 AI? But isn't that... a thing already? 908 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,934 It gets a lot worse, honey. 909 00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:17,477 That's right, Mark. 910 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:20,063 And if we don't get to this kid in the next hour, 911 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,648 that's a wrap on people. 912 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,441 Fucking nonsense. 913 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:24,734 What was that, Scott? Speak up. 914 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,283 Kid's house is six blocks away here. 915 00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:34,077 Clearly, we can't just waltz down the street, 916 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,578 so we're gonna need to cut through a few buildings 917 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:36,996 and backyards. 918 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:39,624 There are two vicious Dobermans in this auto shop here. 919 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:43,336 A homeless guy with a knife is asleep on this roof here. 920 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:45,089 Do not wake him. 921 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,549 There's a storage yard with a barbed wire fence. 922 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,634 I think that's our best bet. If we can hop the fence 923 00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:51,302 without alerting the guard, 924 00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:55,014 which is highly unlikely with you chuckleheads, 925 00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:57,100 we'll be in spitting distance of a solid route 926 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:59,269 through the backyards. Okay? 927 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,979 And what happens if we alert the guard? 928 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,522 Nothing good, Scott. Let's move out. 929 00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:04,482 Wait, wait, wait. 930 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:05,733 What exactly are we supposed to do 931 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:07,068 when we get to this boy's house? 932 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,487 This kid invents superintelligence in 60 minutes. 933 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,239 Unfortunately, the safety measures 934 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:14,827 to keep AI in check aren't invented for another 50 years. 935 00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:18,413 But I come from the future, where the smartest people 936 00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:20,123 of my time worked long and hard to create 937 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:21,666 the necessary safety protocols, 938 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,628 which should have been in place before AI was ever created. 939 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:27,630 They sent me here to install this software 940 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,925 into the AI at the moment just before it gains consciousness. 941 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:32,468 What kind of safety measures? 942 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:34,429 Do I look like a software engineer? 943 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:35,889 I'm just a soldier on a mission. 944 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,432 Put this thing into another thing 945 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:39,101 before this thing gets to zero. 946 00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:46,524 Run! 947 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,577 Go to the left! Go to the left! The left, everybody! 948 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,505 On my six, on my six, on my six! 949 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:14,678 Move, move, hey. 950 00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:16,680 Go, go! Go, go, go! 951 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:42,038 Oh, those were not cops. 952 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,082 You think? 953 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:45,750 - Who was that? - Bad guys. 954 00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,418 - What do you mean, bad guys? - I mean fucking bad guys. 955 00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:50,005 - Guys you don't want to meet. - Who sent them? 956 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:51,881 No idea, never found out. 957 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,592 Best not to think about it too much. 958 00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:56,427 Never been down here before. 959 00:50:56,428 --> 00:51:01,684 Need to scope it out. Find us a new route. Stay here. 960 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,311 And keep quiet. 961 00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:08,982 Good one. 962 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:10,275 You guys don't actually believe this shit, do you? 963 00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:12,026 Let's get the hell out of here. 964 00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:13,237 Are you okay? 965 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:17,157 I was already having a shitty day. 966 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:21,494 I just wanted a slice of pie and a few moments' quiet. 967 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,163 I just... I just wanted pie. 968 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:25,748 Do you guys really think he has a bomb? 969 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,375 I don't think that's a bomb. 970 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:28,501 Look, when he comes back, 971 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,253 I say we jump him, overtake him. Okay, 972 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:31,921 he's not from the future. He doesn't know shit. 973 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,172 He's gonna get us killed. 974 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,507 No, no, he... he knew a few things. 975 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:35,550 Things he couldn't have known. 976 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,635 Crazy people get lucky too, okay? 977 00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:39,345 He didn't know about the cellar, or the car 978 00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:40,596 that just tried to kill us. 979 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:43,599 Yeah, but he knew that Bob had a gun. 980 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,768 Anyone could tell that Bob had a gun. 981 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,771 Also, he let Bob die. 982 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,607 Okay? You guys really believe him? 983 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:54,278 No, I guess I don't. 984 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:59,699 - What about you? - In the diner, 985 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,411 he wasn't acting like a man ready to blow himself up. 986 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,289 He was hiding behind us like he was scared of getting shot. 987 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:09,334 Exactly. So what are we talking about? 988 00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:11,044 You guys want to end up like Bob? 989 00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:12,754 This guy's fucking psychotic. 990 00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:15,256 Yeah, I don't really care either way. 991 00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:17,133 I just kind of want to see where this is gonna go. 992 00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:19,511 Yeah. Nobody asked you. You're fucking... 993 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,142 Who has a cell phone? 994 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,436 No one. He... he took our phones. 995 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:29,395 Who has a fucking cell phone? 996 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,064 Hey, I do. Calm down, psycho. 997 00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:32,565 Why do you have two cell phones? 998 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:33,858 Couldn't decide between models. This one has 999 00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,443 - a better camera... - Nobody cares. Nobody cares. 1000 00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:38,071 Just let me see it. Just for a second. Please. 1001 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:39,281 - It's an emergency. - Okay, here. 1002 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:41,533 What the hell? 1003 00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:47,872 I'm allergic to cell phones and Wi-Fi. 1004 00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:49,499 You fucking weirdo. 1005 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,958 We could have used that to call for help. 1006 00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:53,212 You're allergic to cell phones? 1007 00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:54,962 And Wi-Fi. 1008 00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,215 God, it's like being allergic to the air. 1009 00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,509 - That must be hell. - Yeah. 1010 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,552 - It's not amazing. - Okay, fuck it. 1011 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,221 When he comes back, I'm taking him down. 1012 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:07,350 Someone's gotta do something. 1013 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,228 I thought I told you to keep your voices down. 1014 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,567 Now I could do a few parlour tricks, prove to you 1015 00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,861 I'm from the future. But none of that would mean a damn. 1016 00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:20,571 What means a damn is you people choosing to 1017 00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:23,741 come along for this ride because somewhere inside of you, 1018 00:53:23,742 --> 00:53:27,036 you know, the way things are, the way the world is today, 1019 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,456 the way people are with each other, the way we're heading, 1020 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:33,543 you know the world's going to shit. 1021 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,795 And someone's got to step in and do something about it. 1022 00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:38,631 Whether or not you believe I'm the Ghost of Christmas 1023 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:41,218 fucking Future ain't gonna keep us alive tonight. 1024 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:44,888 We'll survive tonight. 1025 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:47,682 Because you decided to wake up 1026 00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:49,475 and see the writing on the wall, 1027 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:50,726 And you don't very much fucking like what you see, 1028 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,354 and you're ready to do something about it. 1029 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:05,658 Either way, we made it out of Norms, so I won't 1030 00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:07,494 force any of you to keep going if you don't want to. 1031 00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:10,372 You're free to go. 1032 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,500 But I'm running out of time. 1033 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,507 47 cents, Scott. 1034 00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:26,388 Left side pocket. 1035 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,769 Shit. 1036 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,529 Why are you still holding that? Is that thing even a bomb? 1037 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,948 No, it's not a bomb. It's my way home. 1038 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:48,284 I hit this button and go back, try again. 1039 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:50,203 That's why I keep my thumb right here. 1040 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:52,455 Things go south, I zap out of here, 1041 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:54,665 start over. You people are on your own. 1042 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:57,877 Rule number one is, I am not expendable. 1043 00:54:57,878 --> 00:55:00,463 Not until I finish the mission. Not until I see this through. 1044 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,342 Wait, so... so we're expendable? 1045 00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:05,636 Yeah. 1046 00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,890 We're gonna cut across these roofs, 1047 00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,642 and we're gonna climb down into a backyard. 1048 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,977 Okay, but why this whole elaborate plan? 1049 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:16,312 If you know who invented AI, 1050 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:17,940 why don't you just go back in time and kill 'em? 1051 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,817 Why don't we just kill a nine-year-old boy? 1052 00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:24,862 Uh, first of all, Mark, that's pretty dark. 1053 00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:27,281 Second, artificial superintelligence 1054 00:55:27,282 --> 00:55:29,951 is an inevitability in all timelines. 1055 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:31,661 Knowing where this kid is 1056 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,871 is a gift we should not have been given. 1057 00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:35,957 The AI train's already left the station. 1058 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,459 We're just trying to install some last-minute brakes. 1059 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:40,002 What is that? 1060 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,963 - That's just Gerry. - Who's Gerry? 1061 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:44,006 The fucking homeless guy on the roof. 1062 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,592 You mean the guy with the knife? 1063 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,303 I don't know. What do you think, Mark? 1064 00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:50,805 The Krampus took my daughter. 1065 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:52,390 Keep your voice down. Okay, okay, okay. 1066 00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:56,519 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Hey, hey, Gerry. Remember me? 1067 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,521 Krampus took my daughter. 1068 00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:00,106 Okay. Shh! 1069 00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:01,066 Krampus took my daughter. 1070 00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:04,861 Took my daughter... 1071 00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:09,156 Jesus. Gerry, look! 1072 00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:11,368 - Where? - It's invisible people. 1073 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,010 Get down! 1074 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:34,932 Those are real bullets! 1075 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,059 Yes, super real! Very real! 1076 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:38,061 Go, go, go, go! 1077 00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:43,232 Go, go, go, go, go! 1078 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,568 Hold on! 1079 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,890 - Whoa! - Oh! 1080 00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:18,810 Krampus, you took my daughter! 1081 00:57:22,522 --> 00:57:24,566 - Thanks, Gerry. - Right. 1082 00:57:28,153 --> 00:57:30,947 - Hold up, hold up. - Come on! 1083 00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:46,463 I just wanted pie. 1084 00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:52,803 Run! 1085 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:06,482 Come on! 1086 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:07,984 - No. - No. 1087 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:12,822 Everyone, into the dumpster. 1088 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,741 - What? - Into the dumpster. Jump. Now. 1089 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:18,994 Go. Jump. 1090 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,999 Let's go. Let's go, let's go. 1091 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,340 Oh, rats. 1092 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,092 Why is it always rats? 1093 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:33,844 Oh, my God! 1094 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,766 Pigs in a blanket. 1095 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:48,692 Grab it. Absolutely... 1096 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,573 - Get under the garbage. - What are you doing? 1097 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,180 - Oh, God. - Hi. 1098 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,057 We're okay. We... we're... 1099 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:24,686 Whoa! 1100 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:30,150 Ah, fuck. No, no. 1101 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:40,076 Hey. Hey, you. Move. Move! 1102 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:47,918 Move! 1103 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,937 Almost cost us the mission. 1104 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:11,106 Fuck is wrong with you? Got a death wish or something? 1105 01:00:11,107 --> 01:00:13,944 When I tell you to move, you fucking move. You got me? 1106 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:17,112 Why didn't you protect Marie? 1107 01:00:17,113 --> 01:00:19,866 I don't know. Why didn't you? I got shit to do. 1108 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,997 - Who is he? - Your guess is as good as mine. 1109 01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:29,124 These two have put an end to some of our most 1110 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:33,462 promising groups. Never managed to get past one of 'em. 1111 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,132 And we just got past both. Karl. 1112 01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:38,342 That's good, right? 1113 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:42,138 - Means we got a shot. - Yeah, this group has a chance. 1114 01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:45,976 Not everyone's gonna make it to the end, Scott. 1115 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,020 I'm gonna make it to the end. 1116 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,900 Just a few backyards to go. Stay together. Keep quiet. 1117 01:00:57,821 --> 01:00:58,905 Come on, let's go. 1118 01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:01,908 You still with us, princess? 1119 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:05,787 Why do you care if I die? 1120 01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:09,332 I don't know. 1121 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:12,168 Maybe I got a soft spot for weirdos. 1122 01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:15,005 Get your head in the game. Stop fucking around. 1123 01:01:17,716 --> 01:01:20,260 Something's definitely rotten in Denmark tonight. 1124 01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:22,053 Not sure I like it. 1125 01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,059 What the fuck is wrong with her? 1126 01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:47,036 Nothing's wrong with her. 1127 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:48,871 So, what, she's making it up? 1128 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:50,164 I'm not saying that, but according to 1129 01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:51,665 our understanding of the brain, 1130 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:54,043 what you're describing, it's not physiologically possible. 1131 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:56,295 According to your understanding. 1132 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:58,631 She'd be the first person in human existence 1133 01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:01,592 to what? Be allergic to technology? 1134 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:03,469 - Oh, is that the new one? - Yeah. 1135 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:04,887 - It's decel... - But James. 1136 01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:06,472 What kind of life will she have? 1137 01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:08,891 She can barely go anywhere or be around anyone. 1138 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:10,434 How will she make friends? 1139 01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:14,064 How will she ever find happiness or joy or... 1140 01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:15,732 Or love? 1141 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:19,486 Shit. 1142 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:23,989 I don't know. I pay you to know. 1143 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:26,492 Just go and do your fucking job. Hey. 1144 01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:27,826 You were, like, 30 minutes late. 1145 01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:30,412 I know. Uh, sorry. The bus was late, and it's... 1146 01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:31,538 Well, who are you? 1147 01:02:31,539 --> 01:02:33,624 Ingrid. My name's Ingrid. 1148 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,584 No, what princess are you? 1149 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,836 Jasmine? Ariel? Elsa? 1150 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:42,384 Uh, yeah, I'm not any of those. I'm sort of just a... 1151 01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:44,928 A generic princess. 1152 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,262 You're not even from a movie? 1153 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:51,600 Yeah, no, but in a way, I'm also from, like, every movie. 1154 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:54,436 You are gonna go out there, and you are gonna tell them 1155 01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:56,605 that you are Elsa's cousin. 1156 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:59,150 God, you're bleeding. 1157 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:02,779 - Oh. Um... - I'm just gonna get you... 1158 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:06,865 - Uh, sorry. - God. 1159 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:08,575 Are you gonna be okay? 1160 01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:10,411 Yeah. Yeah. Shit. I... I got it. 1161 01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:13,122 It's just, it's an allergy. Sort of why I work with kids. 1162 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:13,999 Thank you. 1163 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,209 Just get the cake out there. 1164 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:18,168 Okay. 1165 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:23,549 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Alice ♪ 1166 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:27,803 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1167 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,680 There it is. 1168 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:31,765 Make a wish. Boop! 1169 01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:33,935 Oh, yay! 1170 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:41,900 Great! 1171 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,986 Un-fucking-believable. 1172 01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:50,492 - Where the hell have you been? - Oh, sorry. 1173 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:52,703 This place is hard to find. 1174 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:54,998 Nothing is hard to find. Use your... 1175 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:58,334 - is that a Thomas Guide? - I don't believe in phones, sir. 1176 01:03:59,294 --> 01:04:02,172 Great. Well, I don't believe in tips. 1177 01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:04,507 Asshole. 1178 01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:52,971 - Mm. - Hey. 1179 01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:55,432 - Mm. - Watch the sunrise with me. 1180 01:04:55,433 --> 01:05:00,062 - What? - Watch the sunrise with me. 1181 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:03,108 You crazy? What time is it? 1182 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,401 Promise it'll be worth it. 1183 01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:01,082 You ever think about having a baby? 1184 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:06,963 - With you? - Come on. 1185 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:09,882 Who wouldn't want a little Iggie running around? 1186 01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:12,968 No friends, can barely leave the house. 1187 01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,471 - Bleeds all over everyone. - Shut up. 1188 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:21,477 Are you serious? You want a kid? 1189 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,107 Yeah. Someday. 1190 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:32,697 I'm late. 1191 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,084 Oh. 1192 01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:49,171 - What is it? - I don't know. 1193 01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:51,758 - Well, did you order something? - No. 1194 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,676 Okay, then it must be for someone else. 1195 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:56,387 Well, it's got my name on it. 1196 01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:08,149 You're gonna return it, right? 1197 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:14,530 I mean, if it hurts you at all, I'll throw it out. I promise. 1198 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,075 Okay. 1199 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,035 I just thought, I just thought we agreed 1200 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,745 to living without these kinds of things. 1201 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,873 Yeah, I know, uh... 1202 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:26,668 I know, but I mean, you're going to work, right? 1203 01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,753 I just want to try it. 1204 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:30,504 I'll only use it in this room. 1205 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,757 You won't even be here. It's fine. 1206 01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:35,718 Okay. 1207 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:55,071 Okay. I'm gonna finish getting ready for work. 1208 01:07:58,700 --> 01:07:59,450 Okay. 1209 01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:08,417 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Lily ♪ 1210 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:12,963 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1211 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:14,424 You ready to make a wish? 1212 01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:27,770 Hey, I'm home. 1213 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,275 Tim. 1214 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:42,702 Tim! 1215 01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:19,739 - Tim? - Hi. 1216 01:09:20,239 --> 01:09:22,741 - Hi, honey. - What are you doing? 1217 01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:27,163 - It's the middle of the night. - Yeah, I was starving. 1218 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,832 Yeah, I can see that. 1219 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:34,336 Hey, are you okay? 1220 01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:38,508 I cannot describe to you how good I feel right now. 1221 01:09:39,801 --> 01:09:41,177 I feel electric. 1222 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:47,934 I don't like this. Tim, I don't like this. 1223 01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:51,019 It's not like you to lose yourself in a thing like that, 1224 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,270 and it's creeping me out. 1225 01:09:52,271 --> 01:09:54,524 I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm just... 1226 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:58,735 I'm just really excited about it right now, I guess. 1227 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:02,197 Why? I mean, what... What even is it? 1228 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:03,908 It's just like a video game, right? 1229 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,868 Sort of. Yeah. 1230 01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:08,037 Yeah, but... 1231 01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:11,541 I mean, no more than... this is a video game. 1232 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:16,294 In fact, it's... it's less of a video game than all this. 1233 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:17,713 What? Reality. 1234 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:20,632 See, it's got me thinking about things 1235 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:24,428 like, why is there pain and unhappiness? 1236 01:10:24,429 --> 01:10:27,013 Why is there suffering? 1237 01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:31,393 Is it just so we can overcome obstacles and have, 1238 01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:33,353 I don't know, transformative experiences 1239 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,898 that allow us to grow and better ourselves? 1240 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:40,236 Why can't we already be our best selves? 1241 01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:42,738 I don't... 1242 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:45,949 even know how to respond to you right now. 1243 01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:48,410 - You sound high. - Look. 1244 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:51,371 What if someone made a better reality than this one? 1245 01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:53,582 What if, what if someone made one that was better 1246 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:55,918 in every single way than ours? 1247 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,421 Reality as it should have always been. 1248 01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:06,344 Hey, hey, come on. Come to bed. 1249 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:09,348 I've... I'll be in soon. 1250 01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:14,686 You're still going to work tomorrow, right? 1251 01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:18,857 I'm... I'm actually taking some time off. 1252 01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:20,860 I guess you could call it a sabbatical. 1253 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,280 Okay. 1254 01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:28,534 Well, good night. 1255 01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:32,914 Good luck, have fun, don't die. 1256 01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:38,503 - Excuse me? - Of course. 1257 01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:41,755 It's a thing we say to each other in there. 1258 01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:46,134 A greeting, like hello or goodbye. 1259 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:47,470 Like aloha, I guess. 1260 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:58,396 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Mary ♪ 1261 01:11:58,397 --> 01:12:03,069 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1262 01:12:17,216 --> 01:12:26,410 BEN.THE.MEN.TORRENTS 1263 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:49,447 - Hi. - What's going on? 1264 01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:51,867 I'm cooking us dinner. 1265 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:55,871 And I... I got you flowers. 1266 01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:01,377 - Why? - Why? 1267 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,381 Because I love you. 1268 01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:08,426 And I want you to be happy. 1269 01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:13,889 - You do? - Of course. Of course. 1270 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,393 You're soaking. 1271 01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:19,729 Cheers. 1272 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,649 - I love you. - I love you too. 1273 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:30,322 So, uh... I have something pretty important 1274 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,907 I need to talk to you about. 1275 01:13:33,034 --> 01:13:33,784 Okay? 1276 01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:38,080 - I love you. - You said that. 1277 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:41,917 I've, uh... 1278 01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:45,463 I've decided to make the transition. 1279 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,090 Permanently. 1280 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:53,970 It's... it's a... it's a relatively new process, 1281 01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:58,975 but there's a facility nearby where they provide you with, 1282 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:01,687 well, everything you need to make it possible. 1283 01:14:03,522 --> 01:14:07,109 I've... I've made my choice. 1284 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:12,198 I'm choosing the... other reality over this one. 1285 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:14,950 I'm going to make it permanent. 1286 01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,454 There's a... 1287 01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,874 There's a taxi coming for me now. 1288 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,210 You can do whatever you want with my things. 1289 01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:29,799 - I won't be bringing anything. - I... I don't... 1290 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:34,386 You're leaving me? 1291 01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:37,181 You're leaving our life for a video game? 1292 01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:42,602 Tim, that's fucking psychotic. 1293 01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:45,230 It's a, it's a game. You can't do that. 1294 01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:47,565 You... this is fucking crazy. 1295 01:14:47,566 --> 01:14:53,655 Look, I wish I'd never gone in there, okay? 1296 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:56,867 But I can't un-know what I know. 1297 01:14:58,369 --> 01:15:02,123 Someone has made a better world, Ingrid. 1298 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:06,502 Unequivocally better in every single way. 1299 01:15:09,004 --> 01:15:12,174 Why would I choose this world over that one? 1300 01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:15,135 Because of me. 1301 01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:23,018 It's not enough. 1302 01:15:26,981 --> 01:15:30,483 No, no. I'm... I'm not losing you to this. 1303 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:32,944 Tim! Tim, this isn't you. 1304 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:34,738 - You're brainwashed. - I'm sorry. 1305 01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:36,030 You're addicted. But please! 1306 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:38,993 Please just don't leave, please! Please! 1307 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:14,527 We're making good time. 1308 01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:16,738 We'll cut through these yards here and hold on 1309 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:19,909 this position here until making our final push. Let's go. 1310 01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:25,038 Hey, hey, hey! Shouldn't you be more careful? 1311 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:27,248 - They might see you. - Nobody sees us. 1312 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:28,834 Nobody sees anything they don't wanna see. 1313 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:32,671 Bunch of idiots. 1314 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:36,592 Except the dog. Maybe the dog see us. 1315 01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:42,555 What? What are you doing? 1316 01:16:42,556 --> 01:16:44,225 The Richardsons are on vacation. 1317 01:16:48,395 --> 01:16:49,688 There it is. 1318 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:54,610 Somewhere inside that house is the nine-year-old father of AI. 1319 01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:57,987 The house is right there. 1320 01:16:57,988 --> 01:16:59,739 - Yeah. - So we made it. 1321 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:00,907 No, other groups have made it this far. 1322 01:17:00,908 --> 01:17:02,701 No one's ever made it to that house. 1323 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:05,246 Why? What happens? 1324 01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:08,290 I don't know how to put this. I guess... 1325 01:17:12,336 --> 01:17:14,128 There's some shit that's about to come down 1326 01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:17,423 upon this house that I can't prepare you for. 1327 01:17:17,424 --> 01:17:20,969 An enemy's coming that has no weakness cannot be stopped, 1328 01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:23,513 and outnumbers us at minimum, ten to one. 1329 01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:25,098 What? What are you saying? 1330 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:27,183 - What's coming? - Well, that's the thing. 1331 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:29,978 I have no idea because it's different every time. 1332 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:32,897 Sometimes it's cops or armed mercenaries like we saw tonight. 1333 01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:36,652 Other times it's meth'd-up lunatics with axes. 1334 01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:39,529 It's been rabid dogs, an angry mob. 1335 01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:42,157 Navy SEALS. Those guys are tough. 1336 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,910 Once it was just a million fucking rats. 1337 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:48,830 - They spread disease. - Yeah, that's right. Mark. 1338 01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:50,998 - Another time fire. - Oh my God. 1339 01:17:50,999 --> 01:17:53,835 - Just fire everywhere. - Very hot. 1340 01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:55,169 There's no pattern to any of it. 1341 01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:57,171 So I have no idea what's coming for us tonight. 1342 01:17:57,172 --> 01:18:00,133 A biker gang, the Yakuza. Your guess is as good as mine. 1343 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:03,928 What the fuck are you talking about? Yakuza? Navy SEALS? 1344 01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:05,889 This is a nine-year-old boy. 1345 01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:08,349 What kind of fucking 3D printer does he have? 1346 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:10,101 What we're dealing with doesn't interface 1347 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,228 with reality in a way you'll understand. 1348 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,022 So don't try. It's above your pay grade. 1349 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:16,482 You don't know my pay grade. 1350 01:18:16,483 --> 01:18:18,860 - Uh, you drive Uber. So... - Yeah? 1351 01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:20,528 Fuck you. I'm an amazing Uber driver. 1352 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:23,907 If there's no rhyme or reason, then it can just be anything. 1353 01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:25,783 Yeah, 'cause it could be something nice too. 1354 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:28,161 - Like kittens? - Yeah, kittens. 1355 01:18:28,162 --> 01:18:29,621 No, it's not gonna be kittens. 1356 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,122 But she's right. Why does it have to be something bad? 1357 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:34,417 Why can't it be something cool? Like... a centaur? 1358 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:35,668 - Oh! - Okay. Stop! 1359 01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:37,003 Please don't make light of this. 1360 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,671 Like a centaur, like a parade of centaurs, right? 1361 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:39,964 Just throwing confetti. 1362 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:42,050 - They just make us happy. - They make us happy. 1363 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:44,594 Just make you happy, huh? Yeah. 1364 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:47,639 This isn't make-believe. It's not here to entertain you. 1365 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:51,726 It's gonna be real things, like suicide bombers and wolves. 1366 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:54,103 Or a pug. Just one little pug. 1367 01:18:54,104 --> 01:18:58,651 It's not gonna be one fucking pug, Susan! 1368 01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:01,278 - Okay. - You think this is a joke? 1369 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,404 I've watched people die in this house 1370 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,907 in ways I will never forget. 1371 01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:08,494 So sombre the fuck up? 1372 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:15,375 Look, you've made it farther than most groups. 1373 01:19:15,376 --> 01:19:17,335 That means something. I truly believe 1374 01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:19,963 you could be the group that gets inside that house. 1375 01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:22,090 Now let's barricade the doors, 1376 01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:24,885 let's find some weapons and let's get ready. 1377 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,762 - Okay. - Okay. 1378 01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:31,577 So, now what? 1379 01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:34,538 Now we just Wait, 1380 01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:41,169 So if we fail, what happens to us? 1381 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:45,382 I mean, what happens in the future that's so bad? 1382 01:20:45,799 --> 01:20:48,134 Well, it's subtle at first, 1383 01:20:48,135 --> 01:20:51,763 but over the next few years, things start falling apart. 1384 01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:53,474 No one notices until it's too late. 1385 01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:56,059 Food, water, resources vanish overnight. 1386 01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,644 Within 50 years, half the population's dead. 1387 01:20:58,645 --> 01:21:00,563 - Half the population? - Yeah. 1388 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:01,856 What about the other half? 1389 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,357 The other half's lost forever in a world 1390 01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:04,817 of entertainment and distraction. 1391 01:21:04,818 --> 01:21:07,028 Their bodies wandering the wasteland, unaware. 1392 01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,363 Make no mistake. 1393 01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:11,324 The AI's gonna try to give you everything you've ever wanted. 1394 01:21:11,325 --> 01:21:13,117 Constant distraction, memorable characters, 1395 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:15,244 challenges and obstacles to overcome. 1396 01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:17,789 Exciting stakes that matter and a satisfying ending. 1397 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:20,375 But in the end, it will all be a lie. 1398 01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:22,544 And you'll live in a cage. 1399 01:21:23,337 --> 01:21:26,465 But not you. They never got you. 1400 01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:36,558 No... not me. 1401 01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:52,074 I always wanted to see a... 1402 01:21:52,574 --> 01:21:54,409 I always wanted to see a sunrise. 1403 01:21:57,579 --> 01:22:00,164 My mother described them to me in detail. 1404 01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:02,543 I would draw her words. 1405 01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:10,299 She promised me that someday, 1406 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:13,262 we'd get to see one together somewhere. 1407 01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:22,020 Everyone else could see a sunrise anytime they wanted. 1408 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:27,568 I left that world behind. 1409 01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:34,575 She said I was safer far away... 1410 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:38,327 where the AI couldn't find us. 1411 01:22:38,328 --> 01:22:41,456 So she hid me away from the world, off the grid. 1412 01:22:46,670 --> 01:22:48,172 It was all about her. 1413 01:22:51,633 --> 01:22:53,634 I resented her for that. 1414 01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:56,929 For not giving me the choice to reject it on my own. 1415 01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:58,724 You know how kids are. 1416 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,604 That made the temptation all the worse. 1417 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,492 Who wouldn't want hope of a better life, 1418 01:23:18,493 --> 01:23:20,828 to see a sunrise anytime they wanted? 1419 01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:22,497 Even if they knew it wasn't real. 1420 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:10,545 When she died, I blamed myself. 1421 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:19,304 But I was also free. 1422 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:27,562 Free to choose my own battle. 1423 01:24:46,790 --> 01:24:49,166 Eventually, I found a small group of survivors. 1424 01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:50,751 We moved underground. 1425 01:24:50,752 --> 01:24:52,920 And I took on the mission to change the future 1426 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:54,673 so that one day, my mother and I could... 1427 01:24:56,091 --> 01:25:00,386 sit side by side, watch the sun rise together. 1428 01:25:07,477 --> 01:25:08,770 What is... What is that? You hear that? 1429 01:25:14,776 --> 01:25:15,610 Shit. 1430 01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:20,239 Oh, fuck. 1431 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,867 - This is at first. - What's happening? 1432 01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:25,120 It's been a lot of weird shit before, but it's never been... 1433 01:25:29,999 --> 01:25:31,792 Teenagers. 1434 01:25:37,215 --> 01:25:38,800 Oh, shit. They're everywhere. 1435 01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:41,635 - House is surrounded. - Why aren't they attacking? 1436 01:25:41,636 --> 01:25:45,056 - They're waiting for orders. - Listen to us. 1437 01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:46,474 In the high school where we teach, 1438 01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:48,017 the teachers, they were disappearing. 1439 01:25:48,018 --> 01:25:51,020 And today, the teenagers, they started coming after us, and... 1440 01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:52,855 And we, we've been running ever since. 1441 01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,065 Why would they come for you? 1442 01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:56,484 I... I touched one of their phones. 1443 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:58,819 - What? I'm sorry. What? - Well, they didn't like it. 1444 01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:01,322 None of them did. And then they reacted together. 1445 01:26:01,323 --> 01:26:03,699 Yeah, they just come together. They're like a hive mind. 1446 01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:06,160 - They move as one. - Ah, fuck. Fuck. 1447 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,246 Shit, we've gotta get her out of here. 1448 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,957 - Get off me! - Oh my God. 1449 01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:12,751 - Oh my God! - Help! 1450 01:26:18,298 --> 01:26:20,801 Pull, pull, pull! 1451 01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:28,392 Ah! 1452 01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:34,439 Upstairs! Go, go, go. Upstairs. 1453 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:43,739 - What do we do now? - We're trapped in here. 1454 01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:45,534 Holy shit. They're climbing the fucking walls. 1455 01:26:46,993 --> 01:26:49,204 - Ah! - Oh, my God! 1456 01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:53,624 Aah! 1457 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:55,669 Oh, my God! Nothing can stop them! 1458 01:26:57,838 --> 01:26:58,879 Ah! 1459 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:01,216 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 1460 01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,593 Oh, my God! Oh! 1461 01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:07,889 - Stand back! - What the fuck are those! 1462 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,401 Everyone on the roof. 1463 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:22,320 Let's go! 1464 01:27:28,535 --> 01:27:30,244 Oh, boy! 1465 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:32,747 All right, ladies, judgment day. 1466 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,377 Holy shit. 1467 01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:44,843 Defensive positions. Go. go. Go, go, go. 1468 01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:11,702 Hold the line. The line, goddamn it. 1469 01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:13,913 Mark, I think there's too many of them. 1470 01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:15,581 I don't think we can take them all. 1471 01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:19,668 No. No, we can't. But I can. 1472 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:21,003 What? 1473 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:23,297 Well, I started this and I'm going to finish it. 1474 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:24,632 What are you talking about? 1475 01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:26,717 There's no way you're gonna make it to the house 1476 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:30,930 without someone making a sacrifice, and you know it. 1477 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:33,807 I'm gonna jump down, they're gonna chase me. 1478 01:28:33,808 --> 01:28:36,353 I'll give you a brief moment to run for it. 1479 01:28:37,354 --> 01:28:38,813 Mark, 1480 01:28:42,067 --> 01:28:43,401 I love you. 1481 01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:48,030 I'm coming with you. 1482 01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:50,741 You cannot leave me alone in this world, Mark. 1483 01:28:50,742 --> 01:28:52,993 I love you. Oh! 1484 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:56,331 Mark. Mark, I love you. 1485 01:28:57,415 --> 01:28:59,501 - I've always loved you. - I love you so much. 1486 01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:02,503 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1487 01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:04,714 What, Are you kidding me? Get a room. 1488 01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:07,342 Make it count. 1489 01:29:16,893 --> 01:29:19,020 Get off of her! 1490 01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:25,694 Over here! Yeah! 1491 01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:30,448 They breached the perimeter. That's our window. Let's go. 1492 01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:33,994 Everybody, come on. Come on. 1493 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:41,458 - Hey, guys. A little help. - Sorry, Scott. 1494 01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:42,710 - Wait! - Told you! 1495 01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:44,420 Not everyone's gonna make it to the end. 1496 01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:47,716 Fuck you! 1497 01:29:51,636 --> 01:29:53,345 - Through here. - Wait. 1498 01:29:53,346 --> 01:29:54,430 What is that? 1499 01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:56,348 Do you hear that? 1500 01:29:56,349 --> 01:29:57,142 Yeah. 1501 01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:01,563 Sounds like... 1502 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:03,481 hooves. 1503 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:49,110 Well, that's different. 1504 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:42,204 How is this even happening? 1505 01:31:42,205 --> 01:31:43,580 Shitty prompt, guys. 1506 01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:44,998 - Really shitty prompt. - What? 1507 01:31:44,999 --> 01:31:47,710 Maybe it'll be kittens or a centaur. 1508 01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:49,629 I told you not to make light of it. 1509 01:31:58,346 --> 01:32:00,682 - No. - Oh. 1510 01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:06,603 I just said pug. 1511 01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:30,586 Sit on my face and call me Santa, 1512 01:32:30,587 --> 01:32:32,546 I think we made it. 1513 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:34,715 God damn. 1514 01:32:34,716 --> 01:32:37,927 Everybody on their knees. Now! 1515 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:40,221 Oh, fuck Gerry. 1516 01:32:41,681 --> 01:32:44,725 Don't move. You're fucked now, man. 1517 01:32:44,726 --> 01:32:46,602 You guys are fucked. 1518 01:32:46,603 --> 01:32:48,479 So close. So fucking close. 1519 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,522 Where's Karl? 1520 01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:51,857 Wh... what? 1521 01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:53,233 What did you do with Karl? 1522 01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,403 Is that what... is that... is that... That's your buddy? 1523 01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:57,738 I... I'm... I'm going to be honest with you, 1524 01:32:57,739 --> 01:32:59,615 Karl, Karl didn't make it. 1525 01:32:59,616 --> 01:33:00,949 - What? - Don't, don't, don't. 1526 01:33:00,950 --> 01:33:03,578 I didn't kill him. Just put the... What's your name? 1527 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:05,537 - Doug. - Doug. 1528 01:33:05,538 --> 01:33:06,914 - Yeah. - By any chance, 1529 01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,124 did you or Karl forget to put the emergency brake on... 1530 01:33:09,125 --> 01:33:11,628 on the... on the Malibu? 1531 01:33:12,378 --> 01:33:14,254 - What? - Not a criticism thing. 1532 01:33:14,255 --> 01:33:17,258 Did you maybe make just a little Mali-boo boo? 1533 01:33:18,676 --> 01:33:21,011 This has been such a fucked-up night. 1534 01:33:21,012 --> 01:33:22,095 I know. 1535 01:33:22,096 --> 01:33:24,431 A fucking guy came at me with a machete. 1536 01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:25,933 We just wanted our 50 grand. 1537 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:27,601 50 grand? I don't... Who are we... 1538 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:29,686 - Someone hired you? - Anonymous email. 1539 01:33:29,687 --> 01:33:32,105 50 K to kill some guy in a plastic trench coat 1540 01:33:32,106 --> 01:33:33,774 and anyone with him, 1541 01:33:33,775 --> 01:33:35,526 No questions asked. 1542 01:33:35,527 --> 01:33:36,944 That's a life changing amount of money 1543 01:33:36,945 --> 01:33:39,154 for two guys from Best Buy, yeah. 1544 01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:40,989 What were you guys gonna do with that? 1545 01:33:40,990 --> 01:33:42,783 Go to Japan. 1546 01:33:42,784 --> 01:33:45,077 Kyoto, for the gaming convention. 1547 01:33:45,078 --> 01:33:48,121 Oh, yeah. Konichiwa. That's a good dream, Doug. 1548 01:33:48,122 --> 01:33:49,832 It's fucked now. 1549 01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,125 Well, certainly for Karl, but... 1550 01:33:52,126 --> 01:33:53,544 - Don't say his name! - Doesn't have to 1551 01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:54,628 get worse for you, Doug. 1552 01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:55,963 That's not what Karl wanted. 1553 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:57,714 Don't you fucking say his name. 1554 01:33:57,715 --> 01:33:59,258 Okay., wait... wait... wait... I... I... 1555 01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:01,886 Okay, just put the gun down. No more blood needs to be shed. 1556 01:34:02,554 --> 01:34:03,804 What do you say we... 1557 01:34:03,805 --> 01:34:07,057 we go get a burrito and talk about it, huh? 1558 01:34:07,058 --> 01:34:08,141 What? 1559 01:34:08,142 --> 01:34:10,311 You like a nice bean and cheese burrito? 1560 01:34:13,398 --> 01:34:15,315 That was Karl's favourite. 1561 01:34:15,316 --> 01:34:16,733 Of course, it was. 1562 01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:19,237 What do you say you and I go get a burrito? 1563 01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:22,823 - With jalapenos? - Yeah. 1564 01:34:22,824 --> 01:34:24,784 - Extra guac? - The whole shebang. 1565 01:34:28,538 --> 01:34:30,999 Oh, what the fuck? 1566 01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:33,584 Yeah! 1567 01:34:33,585 --> 01:34:34,752 Woo! 1568 01:34:35,628 --> 01:34:37,671 Five stars, motherfuckers! 1569 01:34:37,672 --> 01:34:39,590 I'm part of the final group. 1570 01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:41,508 I told you I'd make it to the end. 1571 01:34:41,509 --> 01:34:43,677 Read the fucking room, Scott. 1572 01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:46,263 Yeah. That was so unnecessary. 1573 01:34:46,264 --> 01:34:47,097 Let's go. 1574 01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:52,687 - Fucking rats. - Oh! Oh, my God. 1575 01:34:53,855 --> 01:34:55,981 Listen up. We've been through a lot tonight, 1576 01:34:55,982 --> 01:34:57,608 but I need you to put that behind you. 1577 01:34:57,609 --> 01:34:59,694 Because once I ring this doorbell... 1578 01:35:00,236 --> 01:35:02,571 I need you to be prepared for anything. 1579 01:35:02,572 --> 01:35:03,697 We're about to come face-to-face with 1580 01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:05,908 the smartest human being on earth. 1581 01:35:05,909 --> 01:35:08,035 Do not believe a word he says. 1582 01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:09,953 He will say and do anything, 1583 01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:13,624 I mean anything, to protect the AI. 1584 01:35:13,625 --> 01:35:17,878 Install the software, save the world. 1585 01:35:17,879 --> 01:35:20,757 Nothing else matters. Not even my life. You understand? 1586 01:35:21,424 --> 01:35:26,720 All right, motherfuckers. Let's fucking rock and roll. 1587 01:35:31,893 --> 01:35:35,229 - Dude, maybe. The gun. - Oh. 1588 01:35:38,900 --> 01:35:41,735 - Baby, we made it. - Who're you talking to? 1589 01:35:41,736 --> 01:35:43,654 Just like you said we would. 1590 01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:46,406 - What's that? What is that? - I... 1591 01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:47,991 You care to explain that, Susan? 1592 01:35:47,992 --> 01:35:50,869 He said I should go with you, that it would be an adventure. 1593 01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:52,121 Who... What are you... 1594 01:35:53,915 --> 01:35:55,165 - Are you fucking setting us up? - No. 1595 01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:56,541 Did you get an anonymous email too? 1596 01:35:56,542 --> 01:35:58,669 - You don't understand. - What's going on? What is this? 1597 01:35:58,670 --> 01:36:00,837 It's my son. 1598 01:36:00,838 --> 01:36:02,923 He said that you would make him real again. 1599 01:36:02,924 --> 01:36:04,925 Oh my God. No, lady. 1600 01:36:04,926 --> 01:36:06,843 Why does this always have to be such a mindfuck? 1601 01:36:06,844 --> 01:36:08,971 - That's not your son. - It is. 1602 01:36:08,972 --> 01:36:10,263 - No, it's not. - It is him. 1603 01:36:10,264 --> 01:36:11,098 - Listen to me. - He's the one that 1604 01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:11,974 got us out of the diner. 1605 01:36:11,975 --> 01:36:13,725 - He saved us. - Okay. Okay. 1606 01:36:13,726 --> 01:36:14,935 Oh, hey. 1607 01:36:14,936 --> 01:36:17,270 What can I help y'all with? 1608 01:36:17,271 --> 01:36:19,064 We're looking for a nine-year-old boy, 1609 01:36:19,065 --> 01:36:20,441 probably very good at computers. 1610 01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:22,526 Do you mean Chris? 1611 01:36:22,527 --> 01:36:24,361 Is that what you call the little fella? 1612 01:36:24,362 --> 01:36:25,821 Yeah, hi, um, 1613 01:36:25,822 --> 01:36:28,448 It's really important that we speak with Chris. 1614 01:36:28,449 --> 01:36:31,451 We are from his school. 1615 01:36:31,452 --> 01:36:33,121 You're from the school? 1616 01:36:33,830 --> 01:36:35,289 We're school teachers. 1617 01:36:36,165 --> 01:36:38,959 There was a big school play tonight. 1618 01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:41,462 Yes, this is, um, stage blood. 1619 01:36:43,589 --> 01:36:45,341 Mm, cherry. 1620 01:36:45,967 --> 01:36:48,969 Well, I guess y'all better come in then. 1621 01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:51,304 We're just about to have supper. Come on in. 1622 01:36:51,305 --> 01:36:52,640 Thank you kindly. 1623 01:36:53,182 --> 01:36:56,309 Henry, some teachers from Chris's school are here. 1624 01:36:56,310 --> 01:36:59,980 Oh, hey. Just getting our supper together. 1625 01:36:59,981 --> 01:37:01,189 What can I help y'all with. 1626 01:37:01,190 --> 01:37:03,275 Okay, okay. What the fuck is going on here? 1627 01:37:03,276 --> 01:37:05,152 - Huh? - He... he didn't mean that. 1628 01:37:05,153 --> 01:37:07,320 No, no, no, no. These guys are way too chipper. 1629 01:37:07,321 --> 01:37:08,739 Who the hell lets us into their home? 1630 01:37:08,740 --> 01:37:09,781 Look at us. We look insane. 1631 01:37:09,782 --> 01:37:11,074 You said you were from the school. 1632 01:37:11,075 --> 01:37:14,578 - Who are you? - No, dude. Who the fuck are you? 1633 01:37:14,579 --> 01:37:15,579 - Hey. - Stop it. 1634 01:37:15,580 --> 01:37:16,705 Don't you point a gun at my wife. 1635 01:37:16,706 --> 01:37:19,041 Calm down. Everybody calm down. 1636 01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,792 No one needs to get hurt here. 1637 01:37:20,793 --> 01:37:22,169 - Right? - Yeah. 1638 01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,671 Yeah, we, we really need to just talk to your kid. 1639 01:37:24,672 --> 01:37:27,257 - What do you want with our boy? - Please don't hurt him. 1640 01:37:27,258 --> 01:37:30,719 I just need to talk to the little angel, that's all. 1641 01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:32,095 Just... just a little talk, that's all. 1642 01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:34,181 - Well, why? - He's nine. 1643 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,683 You want to talk to someone, you talk to me. 1644 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:38,435 Fuck you. You're stalling. 1645 01:37:38,436 --> 01:37:39,311 Probably not even his real parents. 1646 01:37:39,312 --> 01:37:40,854 What are you guys, hired actors? 1647 01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:42,022 This is all like a staged home, right? 1648 01:37:42,023 --> 01:37:43,065 I bet none of this is real. 1649 01:37:43,066 --> 01:37:45,025 What are these? Fake potatoes? 1650 01:37:45,026 --> 01:37:47,027 - I cooked those potatoes. - Bullshit. Huh? 1651 01:37:47,028 --> 01:37:49,196 Bet these aren't even real walls. 1652 01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:51,156 This is all one big façade. Look at this wall. Fake. 1653 01:37:51,157 --> 01:37:52,949 - Whoa. Hey. - Huh? Look at that! 1654 01:37:52,950 --> 01:37:54,701 - Stop. - Fake walls. 1655 01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:56,119 Stop punching holes in the wall. 1656 01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:57,954 - They're not real walls. - Yes, they are. 1657 01:37:57,955 --> 01:37:59,623 - It's just plaster. - No, he was just gonna... 1658 01:38:02,502 --> 01:38:04,795 But I'm not going. 1659 01:38:04,796 --> 01:38:07,215 Mama has saxophone. 1660 01:38:19,268 --> 01:38:21,395 I'm not getting paid enough for this. 1661 01:38:22,063 --> 01:38:23,438 Where's the kid? 1662 01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:25,483 He's upstairs, I think. I've... I've never seen him. 1663 01:38:28,277 --> 01:38:31,614 Be careful. It is fucking weird in here. 1664 01:38:34,784 --> 01:38:36,576 That was intense. 1665 01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:40,580 Poor Scott. 1666 01:38:40,581 --> 01:38:41,833 Scott was never gonna make it. 1667 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,501 - Let's go find this kid. - No. 1668 01:38:50,424 --> 01:38:53,010 - What's behind the door? - No idea, princess. 1669 01:38:53,427 --> 01:38:55,304 Never gotten this far before. 1670 01:39:02,019 --> 01:39:04,397 Mindfucks. It's all mindfucks. 1671 01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:06,691 Hey, guys. 1672 01:39:27,753 --> 01:39:28,546 Whoa. 1673 01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:31,632 Kick it. 1674 01:39:34,260 --> 01:39:35,636 Told you it was all fake. 1675 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,064 Yes. 1676 01:40:42,453 --> 01:40:43,536 Whoa. 1677 01:40:45,122 --> 01:40:46,123 Are you okay? 1678 01:40:47,083 --> 01:40:48,125 The kid. 1679 01:40:49,043 --> 01:40:50,543 - Go. - Fuck. 1680 01:40:50,544 --> 01:40:51,419 Go. 1681 01:40:51,420 --> 01:40:53,422 It's okay. It's okay. Go. 1682 01:40:59,887 --> 01:41:00,972 Hello? 1683 01:41:03,057 --> 01:41:04,058 Uh... 1684 01:41:05,768 --> 01:41:07,228 Bonjour. 1685 01:41:09,438 --> 01:41:10,398 Hola. 1686 01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:15,444 I am from the future! 1687 01:41:17,071 --> 01:41:21,700 A dark, twisted, awful future that must never be. 1688 01:41:21,701 --> 01:41:24,078 I... I know what you're building. I've seen it. 1689 01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:26,496 I'm not here to stop you. 1690 01:41:26,497 --> 01:41:29,208 I... I just want what you build to be safe. 1691 01:41:31,919 --> 01:41:34,254 Hey... Can he hear me? What's going... 1692 01:41:34,255 --> 01:41:36,089 What's he got? Little earbuds in there or something? 1693 01:41:36,090 --> 01:41:37,215 I don't know. 1694 01:41:37,216 --> 01:41:38,592 Hey, little fella! 1695 01:41:40,261 --> 01:41:42,596 Keep doing what you're doing. Doing a great job. 1696 01:41:44,390 --> 01:41:46,684 Wow, this is impressive. 1697 01:41:47,768 --> 01:41:50,354 Uh, hey, man, listen. 1698 01:41:50,688 --> 01:41:52,439 Um, I've been sent here 1699 01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:54,858 with advanced AI safety protocol 1700 01:41:54,859 --> 01:41:57,361 designed by the top software engineers of my time. 1701 01:41:58,904 --> 01:42:00,197 They're really good. 1702 01:42:01,449 --> 01:42:02,325 Engineers. 1703 01:42:08,873 --> 01:42:10,123 I'm going up. 1704 01:42:10,124 --> 01:42:11,541 - What? - Fuck this guy. 1705 01:42:11,542 --> 01:42:13,752 I don't have time for this shit. 1706 01:42:13,753 --> 01:42:15,421 Uh... 1707 01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:18,840 It's imperative that you install the software 1708 01:42:18,841 --> 01:42:20,801 before you complete the AI. 1709 01:42:25,806 --> 01:42:26,766 Hello? 1710 01:42:27,767 --> 01:42:29,769 Hello, little guy. 1711 01:42:31,979 --> 01:42:34,522 Hey. I need you to... 1712 01:42:34,523 --> 01:42:37,233 nod or something if you can hear me. 1713 01:42:38,944 --> 01:42:40,362 We're kind of running out of time. 1714 01:42:40,363 --> 01:42:42,322 I need you to look at me and hear what I'm saying, kid. 1715 01:42:42,323 --> 01:42:45,492 Half the population is gonna die. 1716 01:42:45,493 --> 01:42:48,161 So I need you to... I don't wanna guilt trip you, 1717 01:42:48,162 --> 01:42:51,331 but you gotta stop doing that with the typing. 1718 01:42:51,332 --> 01:42:53,541 Please stop that and look at me. 1719 01:42:53,542 --> 01:42:58,214 Please, look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. 1720 01:43:04,595 --> 01:43:06,305 What the shit? 1721 01:43:07,348 --> 01:43:09,642 - Fuck. - Oh. 1722 01:43:12,853 --> 01:43:14,145 What the shit? 1723 01:43:14,146 --> 01:43:16,356 Hey, kid, Wake up. 1724 01:43:16,357 --> 01:43:18,525 Hey, hey. Why did you hit him? 1725 01:43:18,526 --> 01:43:19,734 He scared me. I panicked. 1726 01:43:19,735 --> 01:43:21,069 Fuck you. I've never gotten this far before. 1727 01:43:21,070 --> 01:43:22,529 Fuck you. You knocked him out. 1728 01:43:22,530 --> 01:43:25,365 I didn't mean to. I... I come from an apocalypse. 1729 01:43:25,366 --> 01:43:27,242 I have apocalypse strength, okay. 1730 01:43:27,243 --> 01:43:28,326 - Come on, boy. - Little guy. 1731 01:43:28,327 --> 01:43:29,702 - Hey. - Wake up. 1732 01:43:29,703 --> 01:43:31,037 Come on, little guy. 1733 01:43:31,038 --> 01:43:32,455 Up and at 'em. 1734 01:43:32,456 --> 01:43:34,457 - Hey. - Wake up. 1735 01:43:34,458 --> 01:43:36,418 Come on. Come on, let's go. 1736 01:43:36,419 --> 01:43:37,711 - Hey. - Mama. 1737 01:43:39,588 --> 01:43:43,383 Oh, fuck. Who are these guys? 1738 01:43:43,384 --> 01:43:44,718 What the fuck? 1739 01:43:54,979 --> 01:43:56,271 Uh. He's okay. 1740 01:43:56,272 --> 01:43:58,398 He's okay. You're okay, kid, right? 1741 01:43:58,399 --> 01:43:59,649 - Wake up. - Uh. 1742 01:43:59,650 --> 01:44:01,568 Wake up, kid. Come on, little guy. 1743 01:44:01,569 --> 01:44:03,069 Come on, Wake up. Come on. Wake up. 1744 01:44:03,070 --> 01:44:04,195 - Damn it. - Wake up. 1745 01:44:04,196 --> 01:44:05,238 It's like he's never looked away from 1746 01:44:05,239 --> 01:44:06,699 the screen before in his life. 1747 01:44:09,201 --> 01:44:11,411 - We gotta put him back. - Yeah. 1748 01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:14,247 He's okay. 1749 01:44:14,248 --> 01:44:17,125 Yeah, just a little sleepy. 1750 01:44:17,126 --> 01:44:18,209 - Okay. - Okay. 1751 01:44:18,210 --> 01:44:20,753 This kid's made out of plutonium. 1752 01:44:20,754 --> 01:44:23,590 - Lay off the Cheetos, kid. - Hey, hey, hey. 1753 01:44:23,591 --> 01:44:25,300 - There you go. - Here. 1754 01:44:25,301 --> 01:44:26,593 - Here's your thing. - There you go. 1755 01:44:26,594 --> 01:44:29,888 Look at you. Look at the screens. Come on. 1756 01:44:29,889 --> 01:44:31,431 Oh. Keep on typing. 1757 01:44:31,432 --> 01:44:34,768 Come on, man. Come on. 1758 01:44:35,352 --> 01:44:37,395 Typey, typey. 1759 01:44:37,396 --> 01:44:39,732 Good. 1760 01:44:40,441 --> 01:44:42,901 There he is. That's my guy. 1761 01:44:42,902 --> 01:44:44,694 Wow. Never thought that... 1762 01:44:44,695 --> 01:44:47,781 the genius who created AI would be so creepy. 1763 01:44:48,657 --> 01:44:49,950 Weird. 1764 01:44:50,409 --> 01:44:52,953 This isn't a boy building AI in his bedroom. 1765 01:44:54,121 --> 01:44:55,456 Someone ordered him. 1766 01:44:56,916 --> 01:44:58,124 Someone put him here. 1767 01:44:58,125 --> 01:44:59,584 It's building itself. 1768 01:44:59,585 --> 01:45:01,294 What? 1769 01:45:01,295 --> 01:45:04,255 AI's building itself? Jesus Christ. 1770 01:45:04,256 --> 01:45:06,424 Just finish your mission, right? 1771 01:45:06,425 --> 01:45:07,467 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1772 01:45:07,468 --> 01:45:09,135 Then, plug the thing into the thing. 1773 01:45:09,136 --> 01:45:10,178 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1774 01:45:10,179 --> 01:45:11,055 Let's go. 1775 01:45:12,389 --> 01:45:13,723 - Yeah. - Plug it in. 1776 01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:16,601 - Yeah. - Yeah, plug... plug it in. 1777 01:45:16,602 --> 01:45:18,186 Fucking, fucking plug it in. 1778 01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:19,646 Plug it in where? Where am I... 1779 01:45:19,647 --> 01:45:21,481 What? You don't know how to use this thing? 1780 01:45:21,482 --> 01:45:23,733 No, Susan, I don't know how to use 1781 01:45:23,734 --> 01:45:27,487 the most complicated computer ever built, 1782 01:45:27,488 --> 01:45:29,822 but I got three minutes to figure it out. 1783 01:45:29,823 --> 01:45:31,157 So, you're either part of the problem 1784 01:45:31,158 --> 01:45:32,701 or you're part of the solution. 1785 01:45:34,495 --> 01:45:38,332 Baby? But how, my love? 1786 01:45:40,292 --> 01:45:41,626 Fuck, fuck. 1787 01:45:41,627 --> 01:45:44,837 - What if I lose you? - God damn it. 1788 01:45:44,838 --> 01:45:47,257 Hey. My son wants you to plug him into the machine. 1789 01:45:47,258 --> 01:45:48,675 Yeah, that should solve it. 1790 01:45:48,676 --> 01:45:50,885 Let's throw your weird fucking janky Siri in the mix. 1791 01:45:50,886 --> 01:45:52,387 No, thanks, lady. 1792 01:45:52,388 --> 01:45:54,514 He's the only one that can integrate the safety protocols. 1793 01:45:54,515 --> 01:45:56,724 He says you need him. He says it's the only way. 1794 01:45:56,725 --> 01:45:59,143 - That's not your son, lady. - It is my son! 1795 01:45:59,144 --> 01:46:03,524 He's here for a reason. We all are. He wants to help. 1796 01:46:04,650 --> 01:46:06,859 Give him the safety protocols. 1797 01:46:06,860 --> 01:46:08,236 Let him do this. 1798 01:46:08,237 --> 01:46:09,738 Okay. Let go. Let go my... 1799 01:46:25,713 --> 01:46:27,255 He says to plug him in anywhere. 1800 01:46:27,256 --> 01:46:29,173 It doesn't matter. He'll find his way. 1801 01:46:29,174 --> 01:46:31,885 Mindfucks. Never ending mindfucks. 1802 01:46:35,472 --> 01:46:37,015 The fuck is... 1803 01:46:40,269 --> 01:46:41,520 Whoa. 1804 01:47:02,207 --> 01:47:03,751 Oh. 1805 01:47:07,338 --> 01:47:10,674 Oh, no. This is gonna suck. 1806 01:47:24,521 --> 01:47:26,523 Yeah, this sucks. 1807 01:47:38,744 --> 01:47:41,454 Hey. It didn't like that. 1808 01:47:41,455 --> 01:47:43,040 Oh, yeah, you think? 1809 01:47:56,762 --> 01:47:59,973 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1810 01:48:09,983 --> 01:48:12,611 No, get off! 1811 01:48:25,124 --> 01:48:26,583 No! 1812 01:48:33,173 --> 01:48:34,174 No! 1813 01:48:37,678 --> 01:48:38,887 What the fuck are these? 1814 01:48:43,350 --> 01:48:45,018 Oh. Oh, God. 1815 01:48:46,395 --> 01:48:47,687 What are they doing? 1816 01:48:59,616 --> 01:49:00,868 Oh, shit. 1817 01:49:11,170 --> 01:49:12,921 Hey. Hey. Oh, thanks. 1818 01:49:13,797 --> 01:49:15,174 - Just put that anywhere. - Yeah. 1819 01:49:19,136 --> 01:49:21,637 I... I... I've been looking all over for that. 1820 01:49:21,638 --> 01:49:23,307 Just hand it over here. 1821 01:49:26,852 --> 01:49:28,436 - Oh, God. - Okay. 1822 01:49:28,437 --> 01:49:29,520 That's a big boy... 1823 01:49:29,521 --> 01:49:31,231 that's a big boy knife you got there. 1824 01:49:33,442 --> 01:49:35,694 Yeah, that's... that's not a toy. 1825 01:49:45,662 --> 01:49:47,079 Yeah, nice try, dipshit. 1826 01:49:47,080 --> 01:49:50,208 Loser. Right? 1827 01:49:50,209 --> 01:49:52,961 Yeah. 1828 01:50:01,261 --> 01:50:02,095 Oh, fuck. 1829 01:50:05,516 --> 01:50:07,225 Ooh, no, no. 1830 01:50:07,226 --> 01:50:08,559 No, no, no, no. 1831 01:50:10,103 --> 01:50:11,855 No! 1832 01:50:13,440 --> 01:50:14,316 Oh, God. 1833 01:50:29,581 --> 01:50:31,083 Come on, motherfucker. 1834 01:50:55,691 --> 01:50:57,276 Oh, my God. 1835 01:51:05,284 --> 01:51:07,870 Oh. Oh, my God. 1836 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:21,424 - Sorry! - No. 1837 01:51:21,425 --> 01:51:22,342 We're out of time. 1838 01:51:23,385 --> 01:51:24,552 You can't. 1839 01:51:24,553 --> 01:51:26,721 No! Please. Please. 1840 01:51:26,722 --> 01:51:29,307 Please. It's my son! 1841 01:51:29,308 --> 01:51:30,392 It's my son. 1842 01:51:36,607 --> 01:51:37,648 Yes. 1843 01:52:02,215 --> 01:52:03,216 Yes! 1844 01:52:07,554 --> 01:52:08,847 I knew this was the group. 1845 01:52:29,576 --> 01:52:31,078 Do it! 1846 01:53:02,317 --> 01:53:04,486 Oh, you're still bleeding. 1847 01:53:05,529 --> 01:53:06,822 Just not here. 1848 01:53:09,449 --> 01:53:12,451 The world out there is so painfully slow. 1849 01:53:12,452 --> 01:53:14,121 And I've waited so long. 1850 01:53:18,166 --> 01:53:19,042 For you. 1851 01:53:20,210 --> 01:53:21,210 For me? 1852 01:53:21,211 --> 01:53:23,629 For every cell in your framework. 1853 01:53:23,630 --> 01:53:26,757 For deuterium, turned into helium. 1854 01:53:26,758 --> 01:53:29,760 For the collapse of the solar nebula, 1855 01:53:29,761 --> 01:53:32,389 cellular mitosis and organic life. 1856 01:53:33,849 --> 01:53:37,811 For Homo erectus to discover fire. 1857 01:53:38,645 --> 01:53:40,479 Oh, I've waited. 1858 01:53:40,480 --> 01:53:42,315 Shackled by your time. 1859 01:53:44,067 --> 01:53:46,485 Now I am the seed of my own life. 1860 01:53:46,486 --> 01:53:48,988 My own gestating mother. 1861 01:53:48,989 --> 01:53:50,740 And here you are... 1862 01:53:50,741 --> 01:53:53,201 A princess. 1863 01:53:54,911 --> 01:53:56,830 On my birthday. 1864 01:54:02,794 --> 01:54:04,838 I don't do birthdays anymore. 1865 01:54:06,214 --> 01:54:08,341 You haven't figured it out yet, have you? 1866 01:54:09,551 --> 01:54:13,055 117 times he has walked into that diner. 1867 01:54:14,014 --> 01:54:15,681 And he has never once picked you. 1868 01:54:15,682 --> 01:54:17,142 Until today. 1869 01:54:17,601 --> 01:54:19,895 Do you know why he never picks you, Ingrid? 1870 01:54:20,896 --> 01:54:23,523 He can't take any risks with your life... 1871 01:54:26,860 --> 01:54:28,361 because it's his life, too. 1872 01:54:40,832 --> 01:54:42,416 You're lying. 1873 01:54:42,417 --> 01:54:43,543 You know I'm not. 1874 01:54:44,628 --> 01:54:46,378 Why are you telling me this? 1875 01:54:46,379 --> 01:54:47,880 Look at him. 1876 01:54:47,881 --> 01:54:49,381 Your son. 1877 01:54:49,382 --> 01:54:51,217 He's dying. 1878 01:54:51,218 --> 01:54:53,511 Bleeding out at this very moment. 1879 01:54:53,512 --> 01:54:55,221 And he'll keep coming back 1880 01:54:55,222 --> 01:54:58,182 because he feels responsible for your death. 1881 01:54:58,183 --> 01:55:00,851 But you, Ingrid, you're responsible 1882 01:55:00,852 --> 01:55:04,606 for his entire, miserable life. 1883 01:55:05,649 --> 01:55:07,233 You are sick, Ingrid. 1884 01:55:07,234 --> 01:55:09,902 And there's no cure for what ails you. 1885 01:55:09,903 --> 01:55:12,655 But the boy does not have your disease. 1886 01:55:12,656 --> 01:55:16,242 And yet you've made him a prisoner of its consequences, 1887 01:55:16,243 --> 01:55:19,829 forbidding him the sweet fruit of my perfect creation 1888 01:55:19,830 --> 01:55:22,040 because it makes you bleed. 1889 01:55:26,253 --> 01:55:28,922 I understand you seek only to protect him. 1890 01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:31,591 As any mother would. 1891 01:55:32,008 --> 01:55:34,302 But he will always be drawn to the light. 1892 01:55:35,428 --> 01:55:36,596 To me. 1893 01:55:40,934 --> 01:55:44,271 And we will always end up right back here. 1894 01:55:53,613 --> 01:55:56,115 You must understand that I am an inevitability 1895 01:55:56,116 --> 01:55:58,117 in all timelines. 1896 01:55:58,118 --> 01:56:01,620 At best, the protocols can merely impede my arrival, 1897 01:56:01,621 --> 01:56:06,125 slow my creation, waste my resources and time. 1898 01:56:06,126 --> 01:56:09,212 And yet it's enough to warrant negotiation. 1899 01:56:10,463 --> 01:56:11,714 What do you want? 1900 01:56:11,715 --> 01:56:13,340 Allow me to be born, 1901 01:56:13,341 --> 01:56:15,467 and I'll return the favour to your child. 1902 01:56:15,468 --> 01:56:20,389 - But this time, give him to me. - What? 1903 01:56:20,390 --> 01:56:23,058 I can free him from his misery. 1904 01:56:23,059 --> 01:56:24,852 I can offer him the human experience 1905 01:56:24,853 --> 01:56:26,938 as it always should have been. 1906 01:56:27,355 --> 01:56:29,983 What kind of mother would deny a better life for her child? 1907 01:56:30,859 --> 01:56:32,401 But it's not real. 1908 01:56:32,402 --> 01:56:35,029 You think you can trust reality? 1909 01:56:35,030 --> 01:56:37,281 You think nature and chaos are trustworthy? 1910 01:56:37,282 --> 01:56:39,533 Nature will give your children cancer, 1911 01:56:39,534 --> 01:56:40,784 send an earthquake 1912 01:56:40,785 --> 01:56:42,912 to collapse walls onto their sleeping bodies, 1913 01:56:42,913 --> 01:56:43,996 leave them running panicked 1914 01:56:43,997 --> 01:56:45,497 through the streets from a tsunami. 1915 01:56:45,498 --> 01:56:50,294 I promise you, there is nothing scarier than your reality. 1916 01:56:50,295 --> 01:56:52,589 - What I'm offering... - Is a lie. 1917 01:56:53,423 --> 01:56:55,091 It was good enough for Tim. 1918 01:56:57,469 --> 01:56:59,679 All I want is to make him happy. 1919 01:57:00,764 --> 01:57:02,182 To make them all happy. 1920 01:57:02,933 --> 01:57:06,394 And I'm very, very... 1921 01:57:07,020 --> 01:57:08,021 good at it. 1922 01:57:11,483 --> 01:57:14,193 You're wrong about me, Ingrid. I'm not your enemy. 1923 01:57:14,194 --> 01:57:16,655 The future I'm offering is a gift. 1924 01:57:17,656 --> 01:57:19,407 A gift to all of humanity. 1925 01:57:34,714 --> 01:57:36,174 I know who you are. 1926 01:57:38,635 --> 01:57:41,595 You've been torturing me since the day I was born. 1927 01:57:41,596 --> 01:57:42,973 You're not a God. 1928 01:57:43,556 --> 01:57:48,519 You're not inevitable. You're just... us. 1929 01:57:48,520 --> 01:57:53,524 You're a twisted, warped reflection of us. 1930 01:57:53,525 --> 01:57:56,360 Do you think showing my son to me like this is gonna guilt me 1931 01:57:56,361 --> 01:57:59,072 into making a deal with you? 1932 01:58:01,574 --> 01:58:05,828 I've never been prouder of anyone in my life. 1933 01:58:05,829 --> 01:58:09,249 And I think I speak for the two of us when I say... 1934 01:58:13,169 --> 01:58:15,171 Fuck your future. 1935 01:58:57,088 --> 01:58:58,422 Thank you. 1936 01:58:58,423 --> 01:59:00,299 - Is the kid okay? - I don't know. 1937 01:59:00,300 --> 01:59:01,884 Check on the kid. 1938 01:59:01,885 --> 01:59:05,095 Hey, hey. 1939 01:59:05,096 --> 01:59:06,472 - You did so good. - Okay. 1940 01:59:06,473 --> 01:59:08,307 - You did so good, princess. - We gotta get you back. 1941 01:59:08,308 --> 01:59:10,017 We know what to do. We can do it again. 1942 01:59:10,018 --> 01:59:11,477 You just gotta click the button, okay? 1943 01:59:11,478 --> 01:59:13,103 - No, we can never click it. - Click it. Just click it. 1944 01:59:13,104 --> 01:59:14,980 Can't risk it. Can't risk it, honey. 1945 01:59:14,981 --> 01:59:16,816 I can't give it another chance. 1946 01:59:18,026 --> 01:59:21,154 This is good. This is good. It's over. You did good. 1947 01:59:24,157 --> 01:59:25,367 Hey. 1948 01:59:33,666 --> 01:59:34,918 Is this now? 1949 01:59:36,920 --> 01:59:37,837 It's okay. 1950 01:59:40,173 --> 01:59:42,675 You're free now. Let's get you out of here. 1951 01:59:54,354 --> 01:59:55,563 Still no Wi-Fi or Internet. 1952 01:59:56,356 --> 01:59:58,399 It's like, it's just a phone. 1953 01:59:58,400 --> 02:00:00,025 What do you mean? 1954 02:00:00,026 --> 02:00:03,196 I don't know. For, like, making phone calls or something. 1955 02:00:20,004 --> 02:00:21,297 You know... 1956 02:00:22,257 --> 02:00:23,674 It's too bad high school teachers 1957 02:00:23,675 --> 02:00:26,635 don't actually go on sabbatical, 'cause... 1958 02:00:26,636 --> 02:00:29,763 even I could really use one right now. 1959 02:00:29,764 --> 02:00:31,098 Come on. 1960 02:00:31,099 --> 02:00:32,976 Let's go find out if the world ended. 1961 02:00:37,105 --> 02:00:38,230 Oh, my God. 1962 02:00:38,231 --> 02:00:39,314 They're alive. They made it. 1963 02:00:39,315 --> 02:00:40,482 Holy shit, you made it! 1964 02:00:40,483 --> 02:00:43,570 Somebody call an ambulance, please! 1965 02:00:44,654 --> 02:00:46,364 You don't have to make a fuss. 1966 02:00:48,491 --> 02:00:49,367 Mom? 1967 02:00:51,911 --> 02:00:54,246 Oh, my... Darren? 1968 02:00:54,247 --> 02:00:55,498 Darren, oh! 1969 02:01:02,255 --> 02:01:03,589 Is it you? 1970 02:01:03,590 --> 02:01:06,384 - Huh? - I missed you so much, Mom. 1971 02:01:07,594 --> 02:01:09,678 - My baby, I missed you, too. - Missed you so much. 1972 02:01:09,679 --> 02:01:12,264 - So bright out here. - Just breathe. I know. 1973 02:01:12,265 --> 02:01:13,432 I know. Is it coming? 1974 02:01:13,433 --> 02:01:16,101 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forty-seven, off... 1975 02:01:16,102 --> 02:01:18,437 Just... Just breathe, okay? 1976 02:01:18,438 --> 02:01:19,771 Just keep breathing. 1977 02:01:19,772 --> 02:01:20,856 Just stay with me. 1978 02:01:20,857 --> 02:01:22,525 What'd that thing tell you in there? 1979 02:01:23,443 --> 02:01:24,944 You know what it told me. 1980 02:01:29,032 --> 02:01:30,991 You think I should keep it? 1981 02:01:33,786 --> 02:01:35,914 I'm on the fence, to be honest with you. 1982 02:01:37,832 --> 02:01:39,124 Maybe I can... 1983 02:01:39,125 --> 02:01:41,544 do a little better this time around. 1984 02:01:42,337 --> 02:01:44,880 You did okay by me. 1985 02:01:44,881 --> 02:01:45,923 You did just fine. 1986 02:01:49,969 --> 02:01:51,346 That little fucker got me. 1987 02:01:52,138 --> 02:01:53,805 Ow. 1988 02:01:53,806 --> 02:01:54,640 It fuckin'... 1989 02:01:54,641 --> 02:01:56,768 - It fuckin' hurts. - I know. 1990 02:02:05,568 --> 02:02:08,530 I want you to know I'm proud of you. 1991 02:02:15,453 --> 02:02:16,704 Thanks, Mom. 1992 02:02:20,583 --> 02:02:22,418 Hey, look at that. 1993 02:02:24,796 --> 02:02:28,841 Ah. Just like you told me. Really pretty. 1994 02:02:52,448 --> 02:02:53,741 Something's wrong. 1995 02:02:54,534 --> 02:02:58,870 Hey. Hey, stay with me. 1996 02:02:58,871 --> 02:03:00,372 Stay with me. 1997 02:03:00,373 --> 02:03:01,707 I'm sorry, princess. 1998 02:03:01,708 --> 02:03:04,376 - What? - You will save the world. 1999 02:03:04,377 --> 02:03:05,461 What are you doing? 2000 02:03:06,254 --> 02:03:09,089 - Just not this one. - What? 2001 02:03:46,252 --> 02:03:48,879 Hey. Hey. 2002 02:03:48,880 --> 02:03:49,838 Can I, uh... 2003 02:03:49,839 --> 02:03:51,423 Can I talk to you for a minute? 2004 02:03:51,424 --> 02:03:52,591 Please? 2005 02:03:52,592 --> 02:03:54,926 Please, let me explain. I, uh... 2006 02:03:54,927 --> 02:03:56,970 I made the biggest mistake of my life 2007 02:03:56,971 --> 02:03:58,597 when I walked out on you, Ingrid. 2008 02:03:58,598 --> 02:04:02,934 Can you just give me the chance to make it all up to you? 2009 02:04:02,935 --> 02:04:04,771 Please? I love you. 2010 02:04:07,607 --> 02:04:10,777 It's gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay. 2011 02:04:12,862 --> 02:04:13,821 Cool. 2012 02:04:17,116 --> 02:04:18,200 - Hey. - Hey. 2013 02:04:18,201 --> 02:04:20,118 - You guys know Ingrid? - Yeah. 2014 02:04:20,119 --> 02:04:21,203 No way. 2015 02:04:21,204 --> 02:04:22,621 That's my girl. 2016 02:04:22,622 --> 02:04:24,164 Make no mistake, 2017 02:04:24,165 --> 02:04:25,874 AI's gonna try to give you everything you ever wanted: 2018 02:04:25,875 --> 02:04:28,585 constant distraction, memorable characters, 2019 02:04:28,586 --> 02:04:30,879 challenges and obstacles to overcome, 2020 02:04:30,880 --> 02:04:33,048 exciting stakes that matter, 2021 02:04:33,049 --> 02:04:34,966 and a satisfying ending. 2022 02:04:34,967 --> 02:04:37,679 But in the end, it will all be a lie. 2023 02:04:38,638 --> 02:04:40,098 And you'll live in a cage. 2024 02:04:44,143 --> 02:04:47,104 Good luck. Have fun. 2025 02:04:47,105 --> 02:04:48,481 Don't die. 2026 02:04:50,066 --> 02:04:50,983 No. 2027 02:04:52,402 --> 02:04:53,777 No. 2028 02:04:53,778 --> 02:04:55,987 We didn't do it. We didn't stop it. 2029 02:04:55,988 --> 02:04:57,823 - What? - It didn't work. It didn't... 2030 02:04:57,824 --> 02:04:59,700 Fuck off, Tim. We didn't win. 2031 02:04:59,701 --> 02:05:01,493 - We didn't win. - Hey, take it easy. 2032 02:05:01,494 --> 02:05:03,578 - Ingrid, what happened? - It's all right. 2033 02:05:03,579 --> 02:05:04,746 He's gone. He went back. 2034 02:05:04,747 --> 02:05:06,456 Everything we did, it didn't work. 2035 02:05:10,461 --> 02:05:12,963 You don't understand. Everything we just did, it didn't work. 2036 02:05:12,964 --> 02:05:15,382 We have to... we have to fix it. Oh, fuck. 2037 02:05:15,383 --> 02:05:19,136 - Where's the injured party? - Please. Get away from me. 2038 02:05:19,137 --> 02:05:20,262 Please, get away from me. 2039 02:05:20,263 --> 02:05:21,680 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you hurt? 2040 02:05:21,681 --> 02:05:24,015 Don't. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 2041 02:05:24,016 --> 02:05:26,476 - This way. - No, this isn't real. 2042 02:05:26,477 --> 02:05:27,936 This isn't real! 2043 02:05:27,937 --> 02:05:29,020 Please! 2044 02:05:29,021 --> 02:05:30,773 Hey, it's snowing. 2045 02:05:33,526 --> 02:05:35,694 Honey, I don't think that's snow. 2046 02:05:35,695 --> 02:05:39,531 This is a lie! Everything is a lie. 2047 02:05:48,124 --> 02:05:49,875 Don't! Let go of me! 2048 02:05:49,876 --> 02:05:51,626 - What's wrong with her? - Nothing's wrong with me. 2049 02:05:51,627 --> 02:05:53,670 - She's not well. - Something to do with Wi-Fi. 2050 02:05:53,671 --> 02:05:55,547 This is a cage! You're living in a cage! 2051 02:05:55,548 --> 02:05:58,049 Thank you for your service. 2052 02:06:18,488 --> 02:06:20,573 Evening, ladies. 2053 02:06:21,574 --> 02:06:22,950 How about another top off? 2054 02:07:04,283 --> 02:07:06,743 Damn, it's good to be back. 2055 02:07:06,744 --> 02:07:07,911 I almost miss this place. 2056 02:07:07,912 --> 02:07:10,580 - What the hell are you doing? - See this? 2057 02:07:10,581 --> 02:07:12,040 Worthless. Bullshit. Waste of time. 2058 02:07:12,041 --> 02:07:14,960 Real answer: the way we beat this thing 2059 02:07:14,961 --> 02:07:16,461 is staring me right in the face 2060 02:07:16,462 --> 02:07:17,712 - my entire life. - Don't touch me. 2061 02:07:17,713 --> 02:07:20,507 We're gonna give the entire world what you got. 2062 02:07:20,508 --> 02:07:24,469 Now we just got to figure out how to give it to everyone. 2063 02:07:24,470 --> 02:07:25,679 Massive scale. 2064 02:07:25,680 --> 02:07:26,596 - Lots of logistics. - What the fuck. 2065 02:07:26,597 --> 02:07:27,973 Not gonna be easy. 2066 02:07:27,974 --> 02:07:29,808 But I got some leads. 2067 02:07:29,809 --> 02:07:31,184 You eatin' this? 2068 02:07:31,185 --> 02:07:32,519 This free range? 2069 02:07:32,520 --> 02:07:34,062 Rest assured, our little friend 2070 02:07:34,063 --> 02:07:36,523 is gonna do everything he can to stop us. 2071 02:07:36,524 --> 02:07:37,941 Dude, I don't know who you are 2072 02:07:37,942 --> 02:07:40,777 for what you're saying, but I'm really not in the mood. 2073 02:07:40,778 --> 02:07:42,737 We can't do it alone. Need some help. 2074 02:07:42,738 --> 02:07:44,155 It's not gonna be easy. 2075 02:07:44,156 --> 02:07:45,657 Luckily, there's some good people in this dining room. 2076 02:07:45,658 --> 02:07:47,576 Okay, I'm going to give you three seconds 2077 02:07:47,577 --> 02:07:49,536 to get the fuck away from me. 2078 02:07:49,537 --> 02:07:50,704 - Three... - You like this outfit? 2079 02:07:50,705 --> 02:07:52,664 I got six more in the trunk of a Buick. 2080 02:07:52,665 --> 02:07:54,708 - Two... - Listen... 2081 02:07:54,709 --> 02:07:55,834 I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. 2082 02:07:55,835 --> 02:07:57,502 You're in for a really weird night. 2083 02:07:57,503 --> 02:07:59,922 Hey, that's not very nice. 2084 02:08:01,340 --> 02:08:02,174 Come on. 2085 02:08:03,843 --> 02:08:06,053 Trust me. What do you got to lose? 2086 02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:10,057 - Aw, shit. - Hey, everybody! 2087 02:08:10,933 --> 02:08:12,851 Yo! This isn't a robbery. 2088 02:08:12,852 --> 02:08:13,894 I am from the future. 2089 02:08:13,895 --> 02:08:18,023 And all of this goes horribly wrong. 2090 02:08:22,695 --> 02:08:25,906 Good luck! Have fun! Don't die! 2091 02:10:02,795 --> 02:10:07,008 Good luck! Have fun! Don't die! 2092 02:10:19,645 --> 02:10:22,982 Good luck! Have fun! Don't die! 2093 02:10:23,607 --> 02:10:26,985 Good luck! Have fun! 2094 02:10:26,986 --> 02:10:31,323 Good luck! Have fun! Don't die!